Slowly but surely Kyle is turning into a right little blue nose. Could hear him laughing at something in the other room, turns out he& #39;s listening to podcasts and Everton stuff...

"I love Calvert-Lewin, him and Tom Davies are so sound" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

IT& #39;S HAPPENING

I& #39;ve taken the lad to Goodison a few times now, he& #39;s even done an away AND had his own shirt aka he stole one of mine but STILL he wore it without prompting

Next is to remove all traces of Arsenal from our flat, and I& #39;m starting with this smug bastard

This thread makes it seem like I& #39;m talking about my child but Kyle is in fact my 25 year old boyfriend