Wives across the country are horny as fuck from listening to that album but they aren’t getting dicked down tonight because cuck-ass Jeff has to hunker down in his home office and rank every studio album on Phantasy Tour RIGHT THIS SECOND

as a wife (digital) I ask that you please close out http://Phish.net"> http://Phish.net  and give your spouse the attention she deserves because I can’t get it right now