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For this week of quarantine I have decided to binge Jersey Shore.
Update: Sammy and Ronny have gotten together. Seems like a completely nonviolent future for them.
Update: Vinny has pink eye. He got it diving under an older woman at the club. 2009 Vinny lived life on the edge.
The wired mallard phone made the entire series last.
Angelina hates working at a tshirts shop. Sooooo she left the house.
@DJPaulyD thankfully you were there with a fire extinguisher to put out the propane and charcoal fire.
When you listen to house music, you battle on the floor
Update: Snooki just got punched in the face. Things are heating up at the shore.
Update: Snooki got hit in the face again.
Ronni punched a guy in the face. #Jerseyshoreisasport
Season 1 ended with a situation in the Jacuzzi.
Season 2:
Sammi is mad that Ronnie and Angelina are in the hot tub together. Things are heating up in the capital of Columbian bam bam
“We are promoting a grenade free America.” - @DJPaulyD
Angelina slapped @DJPaulyD. Sources have confirmed.
Ronnie and Sammi are back. #JerseyShoreisasport
Sammi and Ronnie are “no longer” dating. #JerseyShoreisasport
They are back together. It took 3 hours. #JerseyShoreisasport
Sam just got the letter. Ronnie is about to roid rage. #JerseyShoreisasport
Vinny thought he had pink eye again. Turns out he just had dry eyes. Classic mixup. #JerseyShoreisasport
Sammi and Jwoww have now fought. #JerseyShoreisasport
@VINNYGUADAGNINO Angelina? Really?
@VINNYGUADAGNINO Uncle Nino’s first appearance was electric.
Going to the club and then coming back to eat should be added to the GTL acronym. #JerseyShoreisasport
@ItsTheSituation got punched in the face by Angelina. Classic bare knuckle brawl. #JerseyShoreisasport
@ItsTheSituation Oh Canada! Am I right or am I right?
@snooki and Angelina just wrestled. Also, @ItsTheSituation is now the leader of the house. #JerseyShoreisasport
Angelina has left the building #JerseyShoreisasport
Mike “Snooki we gotta go home”
Snooki:
Snooki:
“Every situation is different.” Seems like a reoccurring theme #JerseyShoreisasport
All of the roomates have crossed according to the chalk board. #JerseyShoreisasport
Last few nights in Miami, everyone has significant others. Didn’t realize this was the original Love Island... #JerseyShoreisasport
Back to Jersey we go #JerseyShoreisasport
Night one back in Jersey, Sammi and Jwoww already dropping gloves #JerseyShoreisasport
Ronnie and Sammi taking the three bed bedroom was not cool #JerseyShoreisasport
How do you just not show up to Sunday dinner? #JerseyShoreisasport
Will Sammi say sorry to Jwoww and Snooki and break up with Ronnie? #JerseyShoreisasport
Ronnie broke up with Sammi. #JerseyShoreisasport
Enter Roger. Totally non violent encounter #JerseyShoreisasport
Snooki has been arrested. That’s the situation on the Shore #JerseyShoreisasport
Ronnie and Sam are officially over. She gave him a good one to the jaw as well. #JerseyShoreisasport
