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So, that Saturday, I was in my room, reading Trevor Noah& #39;s Born a crime.
When the worms in my stomach came to plead pe they& #39;re hungry. That i should please eat some snacks for their sakes.
I now asked them to hold it there. That I& #39;ve heard.
There& #39;s this small bread they sell #40 in one nearby shop, so I went out to get it, unsuspecting of anything.
When I got there, I now saw one 2 fine girls there. They were gisting and laughing but when they say me they stopped and started looking at me.
I just suddenly lost my step and morale. When the woman now asked me what I wanted to buy, I was now like, "shey I shuu now say I want to buy #40 bread in front of these fine girls?" Mbanu!
"What do I now buy now oo?" Then it struck me; nescafe! Then I go, in clenched nose accent, "pls give me nescafe, I& #39;d like one sachet"
The woman is supposed so she ask why I want to drink hot nescafe in hot sun.
Me: I just felt like I should take nescafe
Me: I just felt like I should take nescafe
One of the girls was even looking at me and was feeling me and my fake accent.
When I collected the nescafe, I started walking back home knowing the girls were impressed and were still staring at me
Immediately I entered my room, I just sat on the floor and...
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Then I sat on the chair and tried to figure what I had just done.. But tears was just flowing
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