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one of my roommates, nice boy that he is, is honestly the biggest dumb bitch i know so i’ve decided to start documenting
yesterday he volunteered to stay home and let a repair man in and apparently he thought that meant just being in his room
he didn’t know what a studfinder was and thought it was a gay dating app
he didn’t know green onions existed and seemed genuinely confused that onions could be green
second morning that he has woken me up by talking to himself IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS so loudly that i can hear him from the living room
omg he didn’t know you were supposed to bake lasagna??
he somehow just realized i’m mexican and keeps trying to speak “spanish” to me and asked me if ‘awesomo’ was a word
he’s holding my pet snake and said “wow she’s breathing like she has lungs” ...........
not something stupid he said but if this bitch steals my weed ONE MORE TIME i’m going to commit an act of aggression
i literally just walked in on this mf packing up MY bong to take to his friends house without asking??? the caucasity this white man has is astronomical
today is my last day with this dumb bitch!!
a bittersweet moment as this thread comes to an end. he ended as #2 for worst roommates i’ve had
