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*gets up to leave for work at 6:30 am*
Jj in his sleep: “Goodnight have fun”
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Jj in his sleep: “Goodnight have fun”
Jj: “The yellow one tastes like bananas and the red one taste like hearts and love”
“My feet feel like South Carolina”
“Oh my god I have an ingrown knuckle hair”
*laying down watching tv*
“Have you ever seen a birds tongue?”
“Have you ever seen a birds tongue?”
“I can feel the rain tickling my toes”
“We’re ordering him a youber”
“Girls are weird bro... they’re like adults already”
“There was a lot of love in the air”
“Are you feeling great?”
“yumm this taste like bowling alley pizza”
Getting ice cream-
Me: You like little spoons?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥄" title="Löffel" aria-label="Emoji: Löffel">
JJ: Yeah! You get more bites!!!
Me: You like little spoons?
JJ: Yeah! You get more bites!!!
