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Someone pl tell him this is NOT how you are supposed to take off!
:D
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Air Support in times of budget cuts!
:D
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Offered without comments!
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Crisp and straight to the point indeed!
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A truly awesome photo of a submarine battle!
Hats off to the photographer!
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In case there was any confusion, tanks get the right of way every time!
:D
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Don& #39;t worry Sir .. I& #39;m from the internet!
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Wife : My back is paining. Thoda sa moov laga do.

Colonel : Moov Khatam ho gya

Wife : Toh Nya wala moov de do

Colonel : Nhi de skta

Wife : kyon??

Colonel : We never reveal our next moov

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I said SMILE!

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Captain: "Why did you join the navy, son?
Santa: I want to serve my country, sir!
Captain: Can you swim?
Santa: Don& #39;t you have ships, sir?
:D

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And nine months later, the Osprey was born!
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Budget Cuts et al!
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The best selling magazine in the world!
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So THIS is why Navy planes have tail hooks.. to hang them out to dry by the side of the carriers after a wash!
:D
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Ik hawa ka jhonka aaya ..
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Marr gaya Abrams!
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THIS is how tanks are born!
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Marr gaya Apache!

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Marr gaya F-16!
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Military Ranks explained, for the uninformed!
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If you think other puns are bad, wait till you sea mine!
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THIS, folks, is how a Group Captain becomes an Admiral!
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SAVE Private Ryan!!
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(From FB )
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THIS is why Russian pilots are forbidden from eating Indian food before a sortie!
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Chinese Whispers!
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The new, low cost, 100% successful bulletproof helmet!
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When Spiderman saved the day!
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Sepoy Santa: Sir if I step on a landmine, what should I do?
Capt Banta: Normal procedure is to jump up 20 feet & scatter yourself over a wide area!
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Situational Awareness is paramount!
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MiG tired.
MiG rest!
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PS: Give it some vodka. It& #39;ll be alright!
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The latest American tank. Very aptly named & #39;The Rajnikant& #39;!
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French Salute, practiced and perfected over centuries!
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FINALLY!!!
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Love is blind indeed!
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& #39;Fly By Wire& #39; .. redefined!
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It isn& #39;t about the incident itself, but instead about the way the story has been written!
भई मज़ा आ गया इसको पढ़कर!
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Mhow News: स्मोक कैंडल को बम समझ कर घंटों उलझे अधिकारी - Naidunia.com

सैन्य अधिकारी आए और हाथ में उठाकर रवाना हो गए इससे पहले भीड़ और पुलिस दोनों ही बम देखने के लिए जुटे रहे महू गुरुवार की सुबह पीथमपुर मार्ग पर सड़क किनारे बम पड़े होने की सूचना से प्रशासन व नागरिकों में...

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Ques: What is the biggest danger to a submarine, even bigger than an enemy torpedo?
Ans: A & #39;friendly& #39; fart, of course!
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A quick ques : Instead of buying so many readymade Chinooks, couldn& #39;t India have just bought a pair or two of a male & a female Chinook, and let them reproduce, like this one?
Just imagine the forex we would& #39;ve saved!
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Shit happens!
Close Enough!
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Nailed it!
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