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Ya’ll giving bad twitter reviews of your kids’ play restaurants is my new favorite tweet genre. https://twitter.com/ohitsebb/status/1075191746735296513">https://twitter.com/ohitsebb/...
Here’s one of the other tweets I was thinking about. https://twitter.com/officerdaddo/status/1028731492183298049?s=21">https://twitter.com/officerda...
There’s another where someone’s daughter (or neice) only had green beans and something random on the menu, plus wouldn’t give change 
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https://twitter.com/rewrite_history/status/1021068607302848512?s=21">https://twitter.com/rewrite_h...
https://twitter.com/shaiblack_/status/1032415494316408832?s=21">https://twitter.com/shaiblack...
The pretend restaurant industry is apparently riddled with issues https://twitter.com/meilintompkins/status/1064517642940227584?s=21">https://twitter.com/meilintom...
Clearly a pretend restaurant association must be formed https://twitter.com/wtflizz/status/1040762937768660999?s=21">https://twitter.com/wtflizz/s...
https://twitter.com/solsticedenovo/status/1142521582650351616?s=21">https://twitter.com/solsticed...
We have a new complaint to file with the Pretend Restaurant Association https://twitter.com/steph_i_will/status/1147668544353722372?s=21">https://twitter.com/steph_i_w...
Even Luna Stephens Legend has suspect service at her pretend restaurant. Sent Grandma Pepper to the store, chile https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> (Lemme find out Luna was trained in a Jamaican establishment)
So apparently we need to add kids’ pretend salons to the pretend restaurant service association. https://twitter.com/ceciatl/status/1194276024198082561?s=21">https://twitter.com/ceciatl/s...
Your kids’ play restaurants apparently were short-staffed for the holidays
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Ok, maybe this one was a pretend health food spot and they were suggesting a cleanse? #Progressive
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This pretend restaurant was out of everything. Might be Jamaican. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">
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Pretend restaurant yelp be jumpin’
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https://twitter.com/theofficialeg_/status/1158467196571570177?s=21">https://twitter.com/theoffici... https://twitter.com/TheOfficialEG_/status/1158467196571570177">https://twitter.com/TheOffici...
It’s a new entry in Pretend Restaurant Reviews:
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