#Waiting

Eric Brakey

SenatorBrakey

Glad to see @RepLizCheney biting the dust--couldn't happen to a better warmonger!But just know that the person waiting in the wings to take her place, @EliseStefanik, is no better. (1/7)

Adrian Morrow

AdrianMorrow

Donald Trump confirms he is stopping exports of N95 respirators, surgical masks and gloves. "We need these items immediately for domestic use. We have to have 'em." Trudeau warned today

Cassandra L. Thompson

CassThomps13

Making the decision to independently publish was not an easy one: a thread. I wanted the dream like most - find that perfect agent, get that fat royalty check, see

Conor McCrory

conormccrory

Dr. Kenobi, A+E Consultant.A thread.@MemeRegOnCall @admit_medics @Medic_RussellStarts his shift as he means to go on... by picking up the standby phone. Then immediately looks at the ED tracker. When the

Alexandra Erin

AlexandraErin

My favorite weird ritual of the Quarantimes is that every few weeks we make a pilgrimage to the one nearby Target in Pennsylvania that reliably has diet cherry pepsi, which

Greta Musk

GretaMusk

NIGHTMARE #TESLA SERVICE MEGA THREADWhat happens when #SpaceKaren's $494 B company sells hand-made lemons from a tent to gullible consumers, and then bail? Find out here. #TeslaServiceIssues $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/15

Girl Interrupted #StayingHomeSavingLives 🏡

Girl_Interrupt_

Worryingly if a person develops Cauda Equina Syndrome they’re now put on a surgery waiting list even though it’s an emergency with 24hrs to save bladder & bowel function, risking

Ali Trotta

alwayscoffee

Alright, this past week has just...I'm mad at about 800 things that I can't control. So, right now, I'm going to talk about something I'm proud of -- and that's

Michael

mpollandsr

Well y’all, it happened again. I got pulled over for my expired tag and once again the officer refused to write me a ticket. He asked why it was expired

𝕰𝖞𝖒𝖈𝖊 🐘

eymcigarette

Thread: un jour une disquette, faites tourner Je n’ai jamais acheté de capotes. Je préfère les voler comme ton coeur Roses are red Violets are blue And I’m still waiting

Am I the Punchline or the Riddle?

unclecrizzle

So, I guess I gotta remind those who think THE NEWSROOM was Aaron Sorkin at his hilarious worst of a little show called STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP. Who

Side Group

SideGroupGames

Throw Me in the River features a series of galleries designed to showcase @NicRNack's artwork and Troy Spivey's music, but it also features 'making of' commentaries for each sequence in

Maia Evrona

MaiaEvrona

Today, as #Fulbright scholars are still securing insurance, unemployment and housing after our grants were unexpectedly terminated, Fulbright informed us that the only accomodation they are making for current grantees

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mrs_socialista

The last time that I personally called the cops was when I was hit while leaving Dunkin Donuts a few years ago...I was making a right turn after several minutes

nini 🥚💫

nicholaseggie

taki, sunoo, and niki all have grey eyebags and they look visibly distressed. they as well as the 13 others grounders have been on edge for the past 6+ weeks

B. Allen Holbrook

nova_hillbilly

1/6 CDC issues travel advisory for Wuhan.1/11 CDC tweets about corona related “pneumonia outbreak in China”1/14 WHO tweets there is no evidence of human to human transmission.1/17 CDC started doing