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Olivia Nuzzi
Olivianuzzi
I am laughing so hard oh my godhttps://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1254479607627231232 When am I going to get the most cherished award in journalism, the Noble Prize???? Maybe if Dennis Rodman calls me back?
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MJ
morganisawizard
me when the judge asks why i committed tax fraudhttps://twitter.com/unlockmindset/status/1253826075794313223 this tweet is gonna bite me in the ass when i actually do it huh i’ve been advised by legal
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dika↺
etherealithe
but dika do you really need ityou have like three pallets you RARELY use because there's just not many occassions for it ahhhhhhttps://twitter.com/etherealithe/status/1252891132977049600 no i shouldnt, especially during these times
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Winifred Ngozi Okocha 🌻
WinnieNgozi
Lmaooooooo screaminghttps://twitter.com/brettsinclairr/status/1247149399324721156 I’d argue that the brown/tan leather brogue is just as likely to be worn though. If I was really a troublemaker I’d @ a couple of people in
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🇨🇴~🇺🇸Chica
chicaexits
Ok i thought hazing is a crimehttps://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1247286772524109826 Who tf is getting an internship to get hazed??? This thread pretty much admits internships are not about expirience but connections
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Nard 🌐🙏🏿
NardB_
Ain’t shit funny.https://twitter.com/baddgirrlnaay/status/1265650326604054528 Got the audacity to laugh with it, fuck
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delusive
delusve
so cringe to see what trickshotting has become now lmfaohttps://twitter.com/obeyalbee/status/1265355244977954816 no, who the FUCK asked
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Lya ↺ ⁷
kookiejampil
Whaaaathttps://twitter.com/ykhfocus/status/1260672117831421952 HAHAAH SHET I’VE BEEN CLOWNED BYEEeeesessee
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yall better talk to her before i do bc if i
_fleurdepeach
I don't have a man if I need my bills paid.https://twitter.com/A_Premier2/status/1260538964206911492 Yall refuse to use men like they are supposed to be used and I don't know why.
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mary goore
dunwaIl
the guy microwaves pasta there are no ruleshttps://twitter.com/imjustcnic/status/1260291464770342912 you guys are weirddddd
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Phillip Rhinehardt
Phillipdrphl
Laura Ingraham is a fraud.https://twitter.com/karenhunter/status/1260331766730063873 Show this thread
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Phillip Rhinehardt
Phillipdrphl
Trump is the ultimate criminal ahttps://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1260276208140521473 Show this thread
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Lincoln's Bible
LincolnsBible
Now we’re getting down to the roots.https://twitter.com/wendysiegelman/status/1260282025673732098 And all caveats of being wary of Intercept of course apply.
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Dominican Corbin Bleu
namjukin
now why did you bring this backhttps://twitter.com/morganjerkins/status/1260368099443912704 This thread is a likkle weird but can someone do this for me...
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seungkw6n
wuthttps://twitter.com/literallysofie/status/1258743656325906433 as someone who doesnt get periods this thread kinda confuses me help
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chris evans
notcapnamerica
Watermelon has no taste.https://twitter.com/mawpy/status/1259237431804661760 Me reading the replies:
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