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Young Sesame Chicken
Loccdawggg
Tweets like these are reminders that some of y’all sex lives are vanilla and terriblehttps://twitter.com/SierraToriana/status/1260041069435199489 Granted mine is nonexistent. But I’ll take that over that mid y’all be passing out
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valerie
stateofgrace
Men aren’t funnyhttps://twitter.com/bibliojessi/status/1260035796720992266 40 years of age on tiktok making fun of a teen movie I didn’t smile once
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st00pid
NickandCh33se
No one on the internet knows what a homage is & it showshttps://twitter.com/CrafterArmys/status/1259824339223969796 I dont even like Archie Sonic & I still think yall are fucking stupid
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Doug Robertson
TheWeirdTeacher
We're never gonna get out of this.https://twitter.com/ethanjweiss/status/1259165939037331456 Not blaming the guy who tweeted the picture. The thread goes into good detail why they're all on the plane. But also ugh
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Graham Linehan
Glinner
Yeah, it's doing wonders for my career. Well done, genius. Could people report this person for impersonation?https://twitter.com/GIinners/status/1258894931206254592 that would go down so great
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vanessa a. bee 🐝✌🏾
Vanessa_ABee
i don’t know what more the democrats need to see to get behind single-payer healthcare.https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1258888460959576066 new, simple rule: we all pay for all the days, no matter how you got
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jelen / brightwin filo au 📌
brghtine
https://twitter.com/BitterS80578329/status/1259324426924912641 This thread honestly makes me want to laugh for being so wrong iCANT STAND IT HOLYSHIT
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ksjjknj
since we're on the subject of seokjin latinohttps://twitter.com/ksjjknj/status/868653628281815040 this thread is where i gained the majority of my latinx oomfs back in the day :')
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Fred Delicious
Fred_Delicious
imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last yearhttps://twitter.com/TODAYonline/status/1252771874989203457 whoah this blew up. while you’re here check out my band ‘the beatles’
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coffeespoonie is sleeping
coffeespoonie
this is ME saying IM going to change something about ME; not an invitation to police Black folks in the name of fighting antisemitism. thank u have a good dayhttps://twitter.com/coffeespoonie/status/1254205852472479746
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Mpls/St Paul Traffic
MSP_Traffic
Thank you so much for helping me clarify John!!https://twitter.com/johnsquast/status/1253655561926856705 Follow this thread for info on the big closure in Woodbury this weekend.
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Throw in the tile
Dojafat
The fact that you even mentioned someone who’s career was ruined by injury just shows was a fuckin twat you are. https://twitter.com/jitfromtheugly/status/1253530350481006592 FUCK YOU.
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Angry Staffer
Angry_Staffer
Trump just suggested disinfecting people’s insides — apparently with household cleaners. The quote:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1253449830023589888?s=21
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shxrlyd
can i say something?FUCK. THIS. GUY.& yes, this one.https://twitter.com/shxrlyd/status/1247140857498595333 i’ll keep this thread here as a reminder to anyone who comes by to never do any of these things or
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Billy M
BillyM_91
Lmaohttps://twitter.com/wfnz/status/1250178714681442304 Where are all of those people who told me Marty wouldn’t get extended or that Rhule will be picking players?
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apri@almost there, cloud. we're almost there...
aprifools_
!!!!! https://twitter.com/aprifools_/status/1253320757758660611 ur all more than welc to mute this thread or me forever bc im gonma need a place to yell for the next 2 hours
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