#Toilet

Michael Cohen

speechboy71

This Really Happened Last Night - A Play in Four ActsAct 1: My 8-year old daughter comes in my bedroom at 3:00 AM and starts wailing because she has a

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peacenymph

Using Plastic Bags as Toilet PaperA THREAD: End of Thread. I Really hoped this helped, especially in desperate times like this, it is important to stay safe and

Hello Parents🥰

FamilyTips___

I got married to my husband barely a year after we met . I was in my final year in school , we did a very low key Nikkah ,

elio

kyngborneo

QUESTIONABLE THINGS I DO IN HIGH SCHOOL [A THREAD] Singing very LOUDLY in the hallways. Dancing and slut dropping on the table and diliat guru. Kissing a friend but we

nagham

auntie_noga

mention him!!!!! @hassandiabteamhow about your penis bleeds for 5 consecutive days every month, & you're not allowed to use any means of stopping the blood from spreading on your clothes,

Midtown Brandi Frown 😾

ItsTheBrandi

Thinking more about what cats would argue about on Twitter. Probably the number of times per leg they wash their legs. Really nasty cats only wash 2x per day. While

Jackie Flynn Mogensen

jackiefmogensen

This @wikiHow page is so wild I had to do a thread This was the first red flag “pointless things” BE HAPPY AND SMILE MORE “Leave the celebrity gossip and

Jeremy McLellan

JeremyMcLellan

THIS.THIS is how you write a viral political post.THIS is how you get at least 5,000 faves, 2,000 retweets, and 500 new followers. THIS is me inserting line breaks because

Georgia | ᵇˡᵐ

gilsannwithane

Thread of paranormal stories and experiences. Background: I’ve experienced paranormal things in my house for as long as I can’t remember but some of these things happened at my nannans

Femi of Ibadan

iamfemibright

Things You Keep Doing Wrong Every Day Without Even Realizing ItTag a friend that is guilty of any of these1. Flushing with the lid off Such a simple thing as

Ankur Singh

iAnkurSingh

How Congress dirty tricks department is using Pics and Videos from Bangladesh to attack Modi govt during Corona Pandemic. *Thread* 1.Video of poor woman picking up something to eat from

Mbadweiser

C_Mbadu

Weed is so trash. Y'all gotta stop asking us for scissors and exam pad paper. "Can I use your gas stove to light this" ass niggas Y'all smoke this

The Countess Didn't Fight For This!

TCDFFT

IRELAND: Where young men assault young women with impunity. We had been hearing reports of gangs of boys throwing coffee/water over female joggers. Now this. This young woman could have

Fangirl Jeanne

fangirlJeanne

On a related note:I'm really uncomfortable when non-Pasifika people do "sexy" cosplay of Moana, Nani, and Lilo. Pasifika folks are free to express themselves however they want. But if the

Ifeneme

Pengdor

Guys It’s the end of the month and salaries are going to be rolling innnnnnnnn.A few tips on some items that can make your life better! 1. Please replace your

G Peters ♿️ It's still a pandemic btw.

mssinenomine

Working on finding an accessible version of this. Contents will not surprise any disabled person, especially any who has spent time in a hospital or care facility. It's incredibly painful