#Today

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Virtual1nstinct

1 like = 1 subtweet after reading ur timeline for a few minutesthey will be out of order. have fun please stop posting exclusively short banal tweets like you're

Aavi

poisonaavi

Today I went through 20+ resumes to shortlist candidates for an Auror position we are seeking to fill at the Ministry of Magic. And I shortlisted exactly 1. Here's everything

American Hacker

AmericanHacker

Today I have been wrestling with Python data structures, occasionally looking at my mentions on my personal account, and thinking about human evolution. I spent time thinking on where we

Eric Holthaus

EricHolthaus

Oil just reached 10 cents per barrel.This is what the collapse of an unsustainable system looks like. UPDATE: The price of oil is now officially *negative*... !!Wow. What this means:Right

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RAFFETTOAL

#NewProfilePic The original point of this pic was to tweet that it will improve your pool time, IMO, if u remove contact lenses before goggle time that’s a metaphor for

gigi is only replying w the funko kiss

octavics

so i used the word ‘moron’ today, and ‘moronity’ without understanding the ableist meaning behind it! they’re outdated words and i will NOT be using them again because ableism is

Trashy Bitch Boy Outlaw

kyedian

Vent thread(TW: Self harm)...People always tell me I’m strong when I’m not. It’s just an act, it’s one of my walls. I’m weak, I give in to my thoughts way

David McAllister

Dr_D_McAllister

Down to the Orange Creme today. All the good ones must be gone. Nae luck, Tufty. https://twitter.com/Dr_D_McAllister/status/1391131501446717441 Hang on! It's back! And with another Green Triangle, which is now buried

Ghskeptic

Ghskeptic1

CYNICISMFor a long time, I have always contemplated why taking part in the most important part of the democratic process was worth my time – Elections. I would go get

Quenby Olson's Mom Has Notes

QEisenacher

Good morning, Twitter! I'm going to ask for a favor:As many of you know, my health is... not great. I've posted more detail about it here, so you can jump

Mark Williamson

markrwilliamson

All sites submitted for potential development as part of the next 'Greater Cambridge' local plan. Shared planning service will now assess which are suitable to take forward to next stage

Neal Katyal

neal_katyal

I think the President was not served well by Nunes' opening. He's like a bad high school football coach, running the same playbook because it worked last time. But Ukraine

Shay

emoselenass

my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. jk we donated our stimulus checks to

Hurmat Ali Shah

iconcoclastary

Over the harangue of Tariq Jameel at 'behaya' women, let me share one foundational myth about sex, women and desire of the Mullahs' discourse as well as the operating principle

Indian History Collective

IndianHistory_C

#HappyTeachersDay2020 Today is marked to coincide with the birth anniversary of Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, former Vice President and President of India, born in 1888. But besides these facts, many don't know

Mazi Gburugburu

Mazigburugburu1

It was 2am that night 18 years ago, tears welled up in my eyes as I gently tapped my beautiful boo to wake up,there was something in my mind that