#Seconds

Chris Masterjohn

ChrisMasterjohn

According to this paper I covered yesterday, saying "stay healthy" ten times releases 1/23rd the volume of liquid droplets as one cough. That suggest saying "stay healthy" 230 times at

The return of

Deathyrus

I think I’ve lost enough sanity to make me want to recreate memes so this will be a thread containing the ones I record throughout the rest of quarantine. Feel

Gerry McGovern

gerrymcgovern

Burn your own energyAn average Google search takes .2 seconds of processing power, consuming .3 watts hours (Wh) of electricityThe human brain consumes 20 Wh of energy per hour, which

Vex Ashley 🩸

vextape

can we all just talk about cats for two seconds IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER but really though, really? when people are like "cats aren't affectionate" uhhh This looks like some

Marian Keyes

MarianKeyes

I sat down last night to watch a new 'Murders in the Snow', an Italian yoke called Ice Cold Murders - but No! No! NO!!!The detective lad is NOT a

London Bicycle Café 🚲⚡☕️🏳️‍🌈🌅

LdnOntBikeCafe

Hey #LdnOntBike, it sounds like we're doing a 10am coffee hangout on Zoom this Saturday. Regulars. Newbies. Anyone who wants to chat, and hasn't seen people in a while. All

Chris Larsen

the_penguinator

I got a new hairbrush and I like it a lot I broke my last one pretending it was a microphone and I went a very long time without one

✨Fin Amour✨

fin__amour

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about gay sex by watching porn it’s that fanfic writers REALLY overdo the “prepping” stage. Like in porn the bois lick a butthole for

Rabbit

ra6bit

The other day while grocery shopping the bagger in my lane, before saying hello, said “Did you know Russia spans both the European and Asian continents? Ahh, yes- one of

Sarah Gailey

gaileyfrey

I cannot begin to tell y'all how much my life has improved since I learned to intentionally trigger my mammalian diving reflex, love tricking my spleen every damn day OK

Alex Chamberlain

DolphHauldhagen

good journalism! asking a question that causes the respondent to stand speechless, scrambling to find what's left of his melted brain within his empty skull, for about five seconds before

Hakuhei Zabi 白兵ザビ🐹⚓️🚑🍙🏮🦋

aquariistrike

This guy's videos are starting to lean into a very creepy side and his translations are turning poorer each time Gonna ignore the fact you translated a cut from a

julissa 𓏲

onlythefond

“i can’t touch what i see.” but as an h&l thread: sadly inspired by this his face :( this one rips me apart inside it’s the way H starts to

Caroline ❖

HOSHlUMl

Caro’s Mystery Island hunt for a cute new villager: a thread bc I feel like talking about it Island 1: Trash island with Derwin- yeah no Island 2: I was

Andrew Yang🧢🗽🇺🇸

AndrewYang

There are 18,000 police departments in the US. How is reform possible? One approach would be a new George Floyd Police Misconduct division of the DOJ with a budget of

ren 🗯

JEN0MILE

ok this is my skz survival show random thoughts thread now PEOPLE KEEP WARNING ME I- OH THIS GIRLS IN ITZY NOW good for her AHHH ryujin too YEJDJFJ SHE