#Seconds

MZS

mattzollerseitz

1. My son asked me, "Have you ever almost died doing something stupid?" I said, "Many times." "Doing what?" "How much time do you have? A dozen times at least."

Gemma

gnwren

Medical specialties as non-alcoholic beverages:1. GeriatricsTea. Ward rounds may last for 5+ hours, but there will always be a pause for tea and some good quality chit-chat. 2. Emergency MedicineEnergy

troy déon

dinopvrcell

know your anxious levels & limits... a threadthe other night i went out with my brothers and mates, i usually stay away from things i feel like i socially can’t

leysie♓

aleysiugh

I was just thinking about how I had an important role in Jenny’s highschool experience. She would’ve never gone freshman year if it wasn’t for me! They were so desperate

j i j i ❤️ missing xz

yllzsexc

dad wwx dressing a-yuan up in this for halloween when they go trick or treating one of the doors they knock on is lwj's, who has just moved in a

𝒞ø𝓊𝓁𝒹 ℐ? 𝒮𝒽ø𝓊𝓁𝒹 ℐ?

danie_iero

banana fish watch thread, buckle up motherfuckers 10 seconds in and some soldier guy is singing oh my darling clementine, sounds perfectly normal to me? SO THE TITLE DOES HAVE

⁷ VENUS🌟 CHUU + HEEJIN DAY ‼️

kthsimpp

“taehyung only knows how to growl.”; an educational thread some of y’all forget just how powerful this mans vocals are literal heaven don’t you dare forget the fact that

cole☾

rdztz

bakugo comes home one day to all his belongings in boxes- thread bakugo and kirishima had been together eleven years, married six. they were the embodiment of life partners. a

Curtis Holman👨🏽‍🦯 I once was blind and still am

blindvoice91

This is a thread about the day that I almost left the faith. If you're here for my humor or banter, I won't feel bad if you keep scrolling. I

Pinky, Elvira and the Brain

tonygoldmark

it's like i can see into the goddamn futurei know exactly how the next few months are gonna play out and i'm powerless to do anything about it trump will

mars_stu

mars_stu

So, this morning (5am local time) I went out to do some astrophotography, basically testing for myself how visible the Starlink satellites are in the sky to *anyone*, not just

T. Greg Doucette

greg_doucette

Looking around the pantry for a snack, and decide to have a pack of ramenThe packaging's all in Chinese so I look for the numbers to figure out how much

Denis Lin

thatdudedenis

I love nocode, but sometimes, there's no alternative to writing some scripts haha.I did this for a colleague last wk. A stopwatch INSIDE @googlesheets Why? Easily sync up his Q's/notes

Seth Cotlar

SethCotlar

"So, we've got to teach history based not on what's in fashion but what's important -- why the Pilgrims came here, who Jimmy Doolittle was, and what those 30 seconds

definitely not 4 cats in a trench coat

nighthawkms

Anyway... One thing I've taken away from fandom discourse over the years is that we tend to eat our own and hold each other to standards of perfection, burning out

Caroline D 🇮🇳

caroline_charle

1. Saket Gokhales father was a police officer and had been arrested/ suspended in a drug smuggling case and released.This happened in Devendra Fadanvis's tenure in 2015 & seems to