#Leave

arielle

allonsyarielle

I’ve been failing at putting into words how much @SchittsCreek means to me because there really just aren’t enough words in the human language to capture my emotions right now.

lying completely dead on the pavement

makokaazo

dear husbands: this is rapey shit and you need to understand that a no is final and maybe also seek out some couples counselling to find out the underlying reasoncos

S.G. Browne

s_g_browne

So, you know, things could always be worse.https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1249111742203871232 In case any curious minds want to know what happened to said penis.https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92126411 His penis was smuggl

cloinz

colinzentmeyer

not me giving random skincare advice on twitter again actually yes me giving skincare advice on twitter again. a thread: DOUBLE CLEANSE. use an oil-based cleanser, like a cleansing balm,

Holden

Holden114

"Maybe if Bari Weiss was less racist she wouldn't have faced internal backlash at the NYT."- Online left, soon. Weiss' letter is an outline of the rot plaguing the press

Nicole Bad & Blerdy

alamanecer

I almost got arrested tonight defending a 12 year old from police. Pull up. Late to MIB. See a group of teenagers in the parking lot being teenagers. Laughing playing

mahyra

mahimahyra

okay BUT wangxian AU where wwx and lwj keep running into each other at a clubEXCEPT: wwx is a criminal and is there to get something for a heistand lwj

Edem Kumodzi 🇬🇭🇹🇬

edemkumodzi

All these "I want a tech bro" tweets are cracking me up. My sister, it's not as rosy as you think. Be guided. This boy has not been minding

Madison Carter

madisonlcarter

#THREAD: I’ve been reaching out to the Mayor of North Tonawanda for days about whether these recorded incidents are ok for his top firefighters but he won’t answer me. Could

justin shaw

wrath_of_shaw

The fuck is the Aristocats supposed to be about A group of French kittens who live with their mother, Eva Gabor And they live with a classy opera singer who’s

Jhanteigh Kupihea

jhanteigh

Instead of *just* posting this graphic over and over again, I'll try to convince you to buy this book by telling you the 10 things that THE SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB'S

Alison McGovern

Alison_McGovern

There aren’t necessarily lots of lessons from US politics for the UK. Totally different systems. Two political cultures divided by a common language, if you like. But these are things

Chris Jones

EnswellJones

April, 2000. I am excited to start my first season as the Blue Jays beat writer for the National Post. I love baseball, and I have a scar on my

Fun Gerry O Reilly :)

bigpolla

In order to attract people and especially families back into the city you need to make them family friendly. So I propose the idea of Residential Streets... Newenham St is

Winky & The Brain

drnptk

If I walk in a party and say “what the hell going on up in here?” I’m in for a good time. Really used to walk in like: Then turn

Co-Bae 19 🌪

jNewOrleans

If I had a pussy, I’d sell it I’d have Black Friday sales on that cat and all Selling pussy at the right price with the right target audience could