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lexi
boredbaddy
I got a crush on my boss and idk wtf to doooooooo Update: So my boss jokingly asked me to be her valentine. Guess who accepted? idk what is
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em โกโs maria
wallsoflights
๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฐ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐
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Yeti Disinfecti
libraryyeti
I got obsessed with learning about the herensuge--I hadn't heard of it before today and now I WILL NOT REST until I track down some mythology--and now I'm reading Basque
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Aamir Mughal
mughalbha
1 - Mr Muhammad Anwar said that the MQM (P) Karachi based leadership was responsible for large-scale killings and destructions in the city. โ (21 June 2020 The News by
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Lแดษชs | The Wiz
LearnWithLuis
ENGAGEMENT GROUPS You have heard those words somewhere, right?If you ever thought:What are they?How do they work?How can I join one?This is the [THREAD] For you. Sure, you're on twitter
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Anna Fitzpatrick
bananafitz
david had to explain this joke to me and now im obsessed with the episode of punk brewster where her friend gets trapped in a refrigeratorhttps://twitter.com/davidiserson/status/1263984498036760576 watching a psa about
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Dan Pino ๐
DanPino
Hey #TeamPete, I was going to do some really long thread talking about all my feelings about working on Pete for America.But I think what would be better here would
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Arsenio Dev
Ascii211
Got one of those "camlink" USB converters because I was curious about em, and WHOAH I was shocked. UVC output, 20ms delay and signal looks to be properly grabbing 1080P@30.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
bitterkarella
looks like another slow work day, allow me to pontificate1 like = 1 hot take about 90s webcomics**might not actually be actually 90s, just from, ya know, the before time
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Jay Eccent (Eccentric Artist)๐๐ซ
JayWEccent
I really didn't want to make this tweet because of my anxiety, anger and PTSD. Sometimes I word things wrong, hurt others and cause fights but this needed to be
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stephen ๐ฅ๐
ciphermitarai
yknow what just ignore this thread im gonna be popping comfort headcanons here when i think of them bookmarked -shunsuke being absolutely fucking EXHAUSTED from a late shift n coming
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Oren Cass
oren_cass
Thread (1/16). How is that our economic statistics suggest workers have been making slow but steady progress in recent decades, while popular perception is that their family finances are coming
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JรNร DO๐ฌ๐ง๐ณ๐ฌ
iamjonado
If you have plans traveling out of Nigeria, I made a list of Visa-Free countries and territories for NigeriansThread 1.Barbados: This is a beautiful country which is located on the
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Social Justice Warlock
charllandsberg
1. Right... so regarding the 'dirtbag left'.The 'Dirtbag Left' are a reactionary group of bigots who cosplay at leftism.The 'Dirtbag Left' are largely defined as a group of 'Leftists' who
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mutombo๐ฆ ๐ช
MutomboDaPoet
One day I will tell u all a story of how a Year of Return member tried to run away with my money. But this is Accra, my city! I
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typo ยณโฐยณโฐ
moredramaforya
Dramatic Lee These lesbians I swear Prompt from @KatiexPC : Lena has a selfie w a blonde and it caused a huge confusion over whether it was Kara Danvers or
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