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Derf Backderf

DerfBackderf

(1) A number of you have alerted me to the latest Michael de Adder cartoon which is flying around the Magic Electric Internet. Yes, it looks strangely familiar. Oh yes.

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vkcupids

a thread of me roasting the twelve zodiac signs because i am bored as hell aries - ALWAYS FUMING mad- calm tf down dude - we arent comaptible lol

MassiveScouseBuckeye5

MBuckeye5

Seeing Liverpool and Everton fans argue about everything not just football hurts my heartLet's get a few truths out of the way here and if you want to ask me,

AAdhira 🌙🇮🇳

Aadhiraspeaks

Important #Thread on RW of Twitter 1)So when I started using Twitter in Feb, I had zero followers. But I wanted to spread awareness about corona or cöunter libbies.Obviously no

Thee Lady Doctor Says ACAB | تقول الطبيبة

LadyDoctorSays

If you have a tattoo, you should have no qualms about getting the COVID vaccine. Walk with me on a journey... 1/ A 2015 Harris poll & 2016 McCrindle poll

Stella 📌 has Eunhae AU | Semi-ia

aikawaii6

Thread on why Suju aren’t as problematic as stan twt say they are: I want to start off by saying that there’s no denying that some members have made mistakes.

Akinbosola

MrAkinbosola

Many victims of emotional abuse aren’t even aware of the fact that they’re being abused. This is Thread about the signs that you are being emotionally abused in your relationship

Liam Philipson

lrphilipson

I’ve tried not to follow police about this, bc you never know why people follow others, but if you follow/support @scumbelievable - someone who, among dozens of other things, has

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Kongduino

Someone rang the bell several times then knocked on the door violently. No, that's not the police, that's my regular courier.As soon as I open the door he yells 順豐呀

Dr. Kimberly Noble

KimberlyGNoble

Very excited that @nytimes recognized our work on poverty reduction & child development! https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/07/upshot/stimulus-children-poverty-brain.html. But they didn’t emphasize that this is a HUGE team effort. So her

Cindy Otis

CindyOtis_

Today seems like the right time to do a thread I've been thinking about for a while on how to handle the seemingly never-ending deluge of depressing and disturbing news.

Sid Wild

thesidwild

Fun Story Time:As a bit of a joke I told a client my rider for our last overnight was La Croix & sticker-backed googly eyes. Bonus points for "different" eyes.He

Lauren Hough

laurenthehough

Anyway he’s willing to kill his own voters because he doesn’t think he needs voters. it’s fine I’m sure the lawyers or the generals or the courts or congress or

Tracy Beanz

tracybeanz

New exculpatory information in Gen Flynn case - FBI Agents KNEW the Crossfire Hurricane investigation was way outside of any normal bounds - and told each other. Agents were glad

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oddsvibe

a thread of dcr moments that don’t seem real but they are:@DIA_CRUNCH #D_CRUNCH_2nd_Anniversary#2YearsWithDCrunch#빛나는_디크런치와_함께한_2년 idk wat they were doing here they love pandas ig they’re so LOUD and for wat

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pendeller

I'll use their behaviour from the anime to try and guess who would they be into. Usually people fall in love with someone else who has a trait they lack