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Dr Moderate
centrist_phone
I'd like to share my experience of trying to obtain a coronavirus business loan (the Β£330bn scheme) from @Barclays These loans are not what they seem.If my experience is typical,
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Snoopy πβ‘ Plz don't QRT my art
joulesira
A thread of Genshin references to the famous Wuxia novel "Water Margin" Before jumping into the references, some context about Water Margin is necessary. Water Margin is about a group
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Hinduwoman
Traditionalists a.k.a Trads are NOT bad , abusive,simp etc. Reserve these words for RW In this thread I will tweet about some unpopular opinions that will not be liked by
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roseforhyunjin
A thread promoting Haseul, Vivi & Yeojin because @loonaStaff refuse to. Haseul: visualsHaseul visuals are insane, she suits any type of hair and makeup and she has so many sides
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Sylvia
BeagleBum316
Watching @PitchPerfect 2 for the umpteenth time...I am so confused simply because how the heck have I missed the Hans Christian Andersen joke each and every time I've watched it???
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##bella rambulan arc
IN4RIZ4K1
filo haikyuu rambulan au where kuroo starts the chaos by responding to kenma with this notes ;;- crack au- dont mind timestamps- wag silent reader i guess- qrt only dont
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luvforlwt
responding to the βwhy you shouldnβt ship larry stylinson and why the theory is toxicβ thread. (this was all inspired by this tweet, please show it some love(: im just
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Mika McKinnon
mikamckinnon
Todayβs launch window looks very wet and zappy:https://twitter.com/nadiamdrake/status/1265605530904662017 This is a test flight. These astronauts are test pilots.Going into space is hard, and having rockets explode in just the right
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ERodBuster1
Due to the continuous poor quality of The Flash, I have decided to give Agents of Shield a 2nd chance. A show I rage-quit 4 years ago, but no matter
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Maddie π§π€
Madelin41998978
STORY TIME !!* trigger warning s*icide,drug use * Steve meth wazowski It all started in the womb where little Stevie becoming a meth addict when his mom said fuck
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Coug The Magnificent
LeeTRBL
DMX is one of one. He was a rap superstar who literally bore all of his tortured demons into rap. He filled the emotional void in hip-hop that 2pac left
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Manya Jain
jainuinetweets
i don't exactly know why i'm doing this but v important so here goesmy test results came in yesterday and i've been tested positive for corona. was admitted to a
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Theapanganiban3
To the girl who taehyung falls inlove with: a kadramahan thread Out of the billions people you are the one the lucky one Take care of himHeβs an amazing personA
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
gwensnyderPHL
Also, the Belden fanboys can try to gin up as much faux outrage as they want about 'reclaiming" SS flags and about how I'm fake news-ing because this was an
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Mandud
miyamandud
Haikyu!! Characters as Quotes.((Some are Indonesians but i gib translate!) a dumb thread bc idk what to do BokutoEng: I hope our friendship isn't as fucked up as love bro.
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hell yeah babey
wigglenoises
bfb characters and why theyre autistic!! a thread 8-ballhonestly to me hes pretty obviously autistic. overly monotone voice, difficulty w/ getting a sense of what's a joke and what isn't,
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