#Joke

tef "duck detective" ebooks

tef_ebooks

hello from delayed sleep phase disorder landhttps://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1259365956486410242 every so often people send me a pop science article going "people with your condition die earlier!!" and it's nice to be thought

Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR)

HC_Richardson

Writer's Block.A thread for @alixabeth and others. This is not about writing problems in general: procrastination, frustration, stress eating, pain, and so on. It's for when you cannot remember how

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hyewontology

Right now Hyewon is receiving a lot of hate not because of her tattoo anymore. But her every move are being monitored by antis and they're throwing hateful comments against

Thomas Murch

ThomasJohnMurch

Don't mind me, I'm just getting started on #FF7R ...I know, right? Me, playing a game that came out this year? Well, I could only resist the avalanche of cute

Aspec Advocacy Glasgow

GlasgowAce

Since you all seemed to like the last one: here's a list of common aromantic experiences. As before, please use this kind of thing with care. Not every aromantic person

Trolly McTrollface

Tr0llyTr0llFace

This is a crucial insight. Looks like Tether's money laundering function has outgrown its Bitcoin pumping function.Bitcoins aren't THAT great for escaping capital controls. They are volatile. You need an

Monkey King Etah

QuaQualion

Every fiber of my being wants to vomit when I say this but Homer vs. Peter was p hype Let me explain... so the chicken fights in family guy were

doyeon loves you!

softiejungie

#wesleyisoverparty : a thread 1. he’s a fake friend and generally fake ; doesn’t even know his friends name despite knowing him for 6 months, that’s fake and he said

xander

helpxander

#RupaulsDragRace video game idea (a thread):It would be primarily a multiple choice game with customizations for things like runways, back story, etc. the components of this game are challenges(acting/improv, dance

The Ghost from Hamlet

SaraGhaleb

It’s almost 3 am, time to start The Hound of the Baskervilles “Mr. Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when

poyito 🌱💫

kirbabbie

actually i am very sad & tired & i can’t tell how much of this is [depression] or [circumstance] or [things i have found on the internet this week] would

LMAN ✨

L_man__

"- Your dad works for NEPA, he collects bribe and does illegal electricity connections for people.- Your aunty is a civil servant, she goes to work 10am & leaves 2pm

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mewstiddies

CLINGY GULFㅡthe softest thread on the internet up-to-date. 1) he's resting his head on mew's chest 2) he really fell asleep with one hand holding mew's and the other

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kumnamjoon1

my #hiddengemsficrec list requirements: fewer than 500 kudos fewer than 5k hits tasty af let me breathe (i run run run) by @bananas4silas super yummy canon compliant taejin, sensitive &

Madeleine Wattenbarger

madeleinewhat

Hiii so I post stuff like this as a joke a lot & I'm applying for some things but also putting this into the twitter universe just in case: I've

ashmita

ashmitaachandd

ima tweet abt this and just get it off my chest. since the death of george floyd, i’ve been constantly sharing information on my instagram page as well as links