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Bestie calls your boo in the middle of the night crying - they've just been dumped. Boo leaves you in bed to go talk to bestie on the phone for
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SB19 RADIATE
SB19Radiate
Good Day A'tin!UPDATES More Information about the different series posted on this thread!See you as we start on Monday, 04-13-2020 Stay tuned for updates and surprises!Note: Not all are final
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mRr3b00t (@hacknotcrime Advocate)
UK_Daniel_Card
Right ok people... it's a fun Friday and it seems me and my mice have been quite the topic of conversation! A thread if you will allow me...... bear with
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Williams.Eren
WilliamsEren1
To clear searches and just because I want to appreciate his amazing visuals and him as well. I'm going to make a thread of the taeyong pics I have because
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Goomba
red_veemo
Okay so I wanted to talk about brian for awhile now. I’m gobna get to doing it in a calm mood. Brain I honestly don’t care about how you react
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Gabby Meneses(BlackLivesMatter)
UrFavQueerGirl
I understand that Kanye West has some real demons that he's battling right now & I don't think it's cool to be calling him names or making fun of him
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Cecilia.
cecealways_
, pretty things we got from s9 darvey, a thread: harvey telling donna that he loves the way she reads him & knows everything harvey using the can-opener excuse to
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Jesse Eisinger
eisingerj
I want to share a personal experience I’ve had with the @USPS, the viability of which is threatened & which was recently labeled a “joke” by someone in a position
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Fr. Ambrose
HoneyTongueMuse
This is the ordination waiting room for @BackwardsFeet and @Chaseg00dman. Come hang out while we live tweet watching both ordinations. Get immediate notification when the sacramental formula is prayed.And pray
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Tim Alberta
TimAlberta
Frank Luntz focus group, asks for one word to describe Pence: "robot... presidential... even-keeled...presidential...bland...regressive....professional...pathetic....calm....typical politician....comfortable....no emotion" Frank L
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incorrect merlin quotes🌈
justmerlinqts
today i made a joke about ygraine and nimueh sacrifieing uther, ruling camelot and raising arthur together and here's a thread about why it would be awesomehttps://twitter.com/justmerlinqts/status/1254012097060581377 merlin would have
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Anne Thériault
anne_theriault
My most persistent, life-long intrusive thoughts have been about contamination. Some of my earliest anxieties were about germs/impurities getting inside of me, silently multiplying, then killing me and the people
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Andrew Stroehlein
astroehlein
New BBC boss warns comedians not to joke about the government & its signature policy of brexit, and not to mock the Tories or Trump... A chilling move to politicise
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¹ᴰ𝙀𝙢𝙢𝙖 ²⁸ ◟̽◞̽ ON A FOLLOW LIMIT
goldxnlouist
Armys Directioners Mendes Army
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Hashim🇬🇭
KunAntaKinte
"So leave them to plunge in vain talk and play about, till they meet their day which is promised"Al Ma'arij Vs 42.Dear fellow Muslims, if you see someone mocking your
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Dave Wolber
dwwolber
Thread: Please read this account of Hitler, his incompetency and laziness, his narcissism,& how he was underestimated. We are in dangerous territory & need to wake up before it is
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