#Joke

Sharleen Stewart

SharleenStewart

Is this a joke?“the province, in its statement of defence filed on Monday, said it should not be held legally or financially responsible because there is no long-term care “system”

Hogan

Hogan698

A friend stopped by my shop today and asked what I was up to. Oh, I was just about to stick a beach ball in my octopus and air it

justyourPSA

PSAcatto

Yep, Postpartum Depression IS NOT THE SAME THING as Major Depressive Disorder. They share the same name but it's almost entirely DIFFERENT thing!! Just sebab "Guinea pig" ngan "domestic pig"

𝚉𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚝 🇺🇸

ZStewart574

THREAD: Here’s a good reminder to kick off my live-tweeting coverage of tonight’s final 2020 presidential debate. Follow along here.https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/1319414866663428097 WATCH TONIGHT’S DEBATE LIVE with @CSPAN online

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starryyheejin

different types of "thank you"s a thread 1. Thank you.this "thank you" is from a person who hates social media and/or doesn't really use abbreviations or "text slang",

Orla Smith

OrlaSmith14

Thread: Cheerio Gemma! Your vile racism & homophobia has been unequivocally rejected by the people of Fingal, after the people of Dublin rejected your disgusting hate speech in the European

Sandro🐐

Tonxli

A thread of evidence on how @ftblnoah guilt trips people:STAY AWAY. So, these first four screenshots show how @FriedReiss24 simply asked him to remove a tweet that she didnt give

jack🤠

JackBeTweeting

SKKKOUTWITHBRYAN APOLOGY VIDEO LIVE REACTION THREAD LINK HERE TO WATCH ALONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3VKCMvjTd4&t=18s the first thing you're gonna notice is that Bry is in a car, something that looks fairly clean and

Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉

ASlavitt

NEW: There are now over 60,000 new COVID cases on college campuses since August. This only accounts for ~1/4 colleges.Our new hot spots. This has been a failed experiment as

Farah Hussain

FarahKHussain

37460 people have now died from Covid19. I want to tell you a little bit about one of them, my dad, Nassar, who died yesterday.On paper he was your typical

kat⁷ is 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕤

jihyomyday

alrighty we’re gonna do this 1. it’s my nickname, i don’t really get called kat a lot irl, since my name is longer but i’d like to be called kat

Ahmad Shoeb Hashmi

Ashashmiii

*Dentists are not Doctors*Here are some points which I would like everyone to think about.1.Core Subjects learnt in MBBS are Anatomy,Physio,Biochem,Pathology,Phar-macology,Medicine,Surgery.Even BDS needs to learn them during first 3yrs out

Nneka 🇳🇬

ElegantSavant

Let’s have a little fun, shall we? Put these men on the Summer Jam Screen. From Patriarchy FC talent scout to oppressed citizen in 2 weeks flat! I’m sure SARS

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kynheeweeb

//cw spoilers from knyIts becoming more and more apparent that you guys forget how truly fucking amazing inosuke is, so im going to remind you. Alot of you people, honestly

mr. misandrist ⚢

cellophanesgirl

"if i misgender u correct me"... just stop. if you truly want to be a trans ally how about you put in the effort of normalizing asking ppls pronouns and

Rowdy Rory Blank

PissCastle

If Joe Biden loses I wonder what non-quantifiable thing it will be blamed on I neither want him to lose or win.I would like Donald Trump to not be the