#Joke

Lavender

LavenderPone

@LoveFlank lol I'm pushing it? Do I have to remind you of this? Also find it creepy that you are stalking me and talking shit to my friends Also their

my name is Faya-kun apparently

inlandXXIempire

I don't have that many but who wants hear ratchet ass stories 1. i get sleepy when i jerk off and that's how my parents caught me watching porn, i

Awen

awenswords

ok so storytime my roommates and I do this thing where we do dramatic readings of popular fanfictions, esp from fandoms we aren’t in. Like one of us read out

Kill-isa 🎃

kelisafeld

Holy shit holy shit holy shitSo I just remembered the planned ending of Idle party- Dean and Emmy got pregornate but she got together with an old flame, Dr. Connor

Matthew Stiegler

MatthewStiegler

1. Legal-left interest groups often portray conservative federal judges as ideologues and GOP diehards. And there are some of those; the Trump admin is been clear that it's targeting those

alternate jel

_jelalt

Dear #Miraith fans, I would like to make peace I can only speak for myself here, but I've said some crude things, and I am genuinely sorry for those.

alex ✰︎ #nafisastan

mikanarus

hey cis ppl: dont refer to nonbinary people as enbies, don’t call us they/thems, dont ever fucking refer to us as “enbabies” or “themsies”. dont ever make jokes about our

☆ i z a ☆ JENO DAY!!

winkeeuu

•. ☆ Nct dream as tropa ☆.•— A thread 1. Renjun- the “nanay” of the group- kabisado ang bday at astrology sign ng tropa- kadeep talk- mangpapiyansa - “Gemini ka

Taeyong pspspspsps¹²⁷↺

jenxsoft_a

Idols saying “salamat shopee” - A THREAD - Super Junior Sungmin The Boyz Sangyeon Nct 127 Yuta Meron pa ba? NU’EST Dongho ( i forgot about this one Lol) The

jisan⁸

mewgulflockdown

don't mind me,, i'll stop,, i swear this is the last I JUST CAN SEEM TO STOP,, JOKE PROMISE, LAST ONE this thread lowkey became hyungwonho as mewgulf

KING

KingGOLDENN

Going through the Cynthia Morgan tweets and it seems a lot of Nigerians are mistaking Record Labels for Charity organizations. Making it big in the Nigerian music industry is no

Elizabeth McCracken

elizmccracken

Mike Pence is a human midcentury Chiclet. Mick Pence is a mortician trying to sell America a coffin on the installment plan. Mike Pence is a figure from the Corridor

nat | #teamelves🏹

wcnderparker

finally reading roa: a thread (clearly this will contain spoilers) harry is a whiney little b*tch in chapter one ngl omg ron doesn’t work at the joke shop. it’s what

sophie gonzales is drafting

sgonzalesauthor

I've got some thoughts on YA, rom-coms, "guilty pleasures" and "good writing". So, the thing about writing is, it's a tool to communicate something. Sometimes, a book wants to communicate

I'm in spain but the s is silent

boobsoverbooks

The day this tl made me and my cousin buy 15,000 face shields be the day I decided never to trust this tl. I told him we should advertise it

Garri&Skittles

missymoymoy

Challenging ‘Micro-aggressions’ has cost me so much in this life. Jobs & professional relationships. I will NEVER regret standing up against it but it is definitely a costly move. I