#Joke

sophie

M0RELFTV

a thread of the least relatable lyrics from the album youngblood by 5 seconds of summer youngblood"and im just a dead man"im neither dead nor a man want you back"i

Mors

MorsGames

I've made some tweets about Mario Royale before but I should probably explain why I have problems with it in the first placeFirst of all, the game got taken down

Morgan Murphy

morgan_murphy

Hi this is my joke &my dog. His name is Jack. May I have a car please? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1246706615660748802 ....oh or a rocket ship???? @elonmusk please reply thank you. I

GChanJ

GChanJ

Okay, hi everyone, long thread, no twitlonger bc then people would expect a joke and not click (this thread is deadass btw)if this takes too much space ill make a

uncle iroh stan acct

exxtracelestial

My thoughts on how placements manifest and develop in kids as an early childhood specialist (thread) first, a disclaimer:Every child is unique and different. They develop at their own rate

☾¹⁰⁴₁₁₆ bea⁷ is studying

lovtjn

SO I POSTED AN IG STORY OF TAE'S VIDEO ON WEVERSE WITH THE CAPTION "BAE SENT ME THIS" AS A JOKE THEN MY BOY BEST FRIEND REPLIED THAT I DIDN'T

Subhadip Nandy

SubhadipNandy

Dear @airtelindia , are you sure you can store all my personal info as per laws? Since you will store my banking info and card details, I will legally take

Anna... Dub a dee Dub a die 🇧🇦🇷🇸💙⚪🐻

hahoAnna

I'm afraid the social media boycott won't stop the abuse. As soon as it end it'll be as though nothing ever happened.People, sick and vile people will continue to be

monique is tired 🦋

carefullynasty

I’m bored so here’s a thread of my Justin tik toks I still love this one STILL WINNING This was a mockery joke but this is more recent Good

sam the thread is muted, stop speaking over mlm

faiseok

cw nsfw mention6) constantly reading mlm smut7) calling men gay, twinks, fruity etc when they look feminine8) sexualizing nonsexual interactions btwn two men9) "i hate gay people" as a joke

Mark

rawlimark

While I'm bored on lockdown I might give a dating App a go, what's the worst that could happen!Couldn't possibly be any worse than the last 2 dates I had,

Yossi Gestetner

YossiGestetner

BOOOM! Two professors are writing in the WSJ what I have been tweeting for 3 weeks. Read away:https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-the-coronavirus-as-deadly-as-they-say-11585088464 The speed of Corona causes headache at hospitals even with a low

NOT Curt Cignetti

NOTJMUcoach

While you could argue the Bearkat team shouldn't be called #SoftHouston any longer, there's no doubt their fans still are the softest in the FCS. A thread.... 3rd post in

JudeDeluca #BoycottAmerikkka

JudeDeluca

Part of the reason why it's so hard to give a shit about Barry Allen is due to how hard the narrative and editorial keeps trying to downplay his more

Lady Suckfist

MyMindGetsLost

TW // EDI'm not really sure what the point of me sharing my own history with anorexia is, other than to maybe contribute to normalising talking about eating disorders.I don't

Official PDP Nigeria

OfficialPDPNig

Edo: Ize Iyamu Is No Match to Any of Our Aspirants- PDPThe @OfficialPDPNig has declared that the @OfficialAPCNg’s candidate for the Edo Governorship election, embattled Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu, is not