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Pulp Librarian
PulpLibrarian
Today in pulp.. . it's time to look back at a forgotten pulp genre: Crime Clowns! #MondayMood"I didn't choose the crime clown life the crime clown life chose me." We
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Megatherion
Megatherion8
“You read that in the news? Really? Wow. … No, I’m just surprised you still read the news. And you seemed like such a sensible person. You know, I have
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Martin Indyk
Martin_Indyk
Three cheers for @MohamedBinZayed and his ambo in Washington Yousef al-Otaiba for a courageous and creative move to normalize relations with Israel, take its annexation of Palestinian land off the
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WarepamorSammy 🇳🇬
Warepamorsammy
Dear Ladies, when your man returns from work that is not the time to immediately start bombarding him with how your day went and what happened when he was away
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Skyler loves Nor 🚀
dolceevan
Okay so since today is the first day of Ramadan...How Lone Star characters would act if you were one of them during Ramadan: a thread by me for all my
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🦋 amber
afterglowswifft
You wanna know what a joke is UMG support The signed @selenagomez rare cd thread begins! UMG customer support expections: UMG customer support reality: In reality, I didnt
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aster ⁷
ggukyouniverse
Why is kpop stan twt suddenly defending the 11 year old kid who was sued by bighit? First of all, kids that age shouldn't go around social media joining people
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bia
jiminsbeloved
— a thread of jimin laughing because i miss him so bad
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9600files
Dear, everyone has a primary love language that we must learn to speak if we want that person to feel loved. Speaking of which, Doyoung is a person who applies
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keo ♡
SINXUXI
JAEHYUN SICHENG JUNGWOO LUCAS MARK XIAOJUN HENDERY RENJUN JENO HAECHAN JAEMIN YANGYANG CHENLE JISUNG BONUS:lucas + sicheng / ten + yangyang THANK YOU @closetedbtsstan + @revebaek FOR HELPING ME OUT
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Joseph Earp
JosephoEarp
Today is two years since we brought Ida home. When we first met her, she had a thick coat from having to sleep on concrete her whole life. Later, we
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𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗦𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁
lilsarg
The man who killed a federal judge’s son and shot her husband was a type that many women on the internet have been yelling about (seemingly into an endless void)
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tdg
tankncam
Ok. I’m not gonna wait anymore. I’m gonn try to clear things in this thread rn explaining my side of what’s going onhttps://twitter.com/232car/status/1383053969421910021 The thing with me manipulating.. I never
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Cllr Rosemary Sexton #ROSI4LEADER
DrSextonGreen
1/ It's the final day of voting. The campaign is done - you all know my message by now - so I'm going to tell a story instead.As some of
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vee ミ☆
valsreactor
..one of these is not like the others i know all they want is attention and im giving it to them but even if it’s a joke it’s not funny
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mikael
kantobsk
so yes i am fundamentally unoriginal kaya here's my own thread, "rating mga dating jowa or flings ni jowa";a thread credits sa idea ni @SEV1XEN https://twitter.com/SEV1XEN/status/1390654003101396999?s=20 ready k n b
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