#Joke

Amanda Foody

AmandaFoody

It's 5 o'clock on a Friday, and so it begins... One author's foolish quest to concoct recipes for all of the fictional cocktails in her fantasy series. This will almost

Ezra Butler

ezrabutler

I would love for New York City or New York State to make an official recommendation for people, who have been in solo isolation for the past 9 weeks, to

MichaelO2000

MichaelO2k

cw pedophiliaKizzycocoa, creator of the fnaf fan site FNaFLore dot com made sexual comments about a minor and made them a mod in a nsfw discord server, and then lied

Tea⁷

Theawinde

This is definitely the type of guy that would argue age of consent laws are unfair to teenage girls.https://twitter.com/vantestaegi/status/1246166888079478785 I strongly belief the root of the vitriol so many men

jay from moonstone

almostaquatic

A guide to the #IStandWithLesbianBabadook controversy for the uninitiated- the va for she ra reposted a meme made by a much smaller account without blacking out the username claiming it

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THANKUBANGTAN

alone this just shows that every kpop group will always live under bts‘ shadow coming up w the „no free promo for bts“ sht or downgrading their achievements as if

Cori Bush

CoriBush

.@GovParsonMO IS TRYING TO CHARGE 14 YEAR OLDS AS ADULTS. And it initially was 12 year olds. This is the compromise.Do I have your attention? Good. The Missouri State House

Jon Becker

jonbecker_

Hey @MLBNetwork @MLBNetworkPR, is this the kind of behavior you endorse from one of your employees? This is in response to me screenshotting this interaction. Here's how he entered my

Alexander Hurst

iamhurst

I think it's invaluable to look at how non-US media covers the US, and it's something that US media doesn't do enough of. So here's a brief thread on what

Bhumika Dogra

rwmausi

how am i supposed to feel pretty when this is the beauty standard? i don’t mean to say that these women are not pretty but this is how you’re supposed

닉스 ☆ acnh enthusiast

astraversed

I'VE BEEN THREATENING THIS!! Karkat vs Kankri : differences and similarities and key takeaways - a thread!Sub-subtitle: they're really not as different as they might first appear. First we need

diona

BYAKUYAT0GAMl

reasons to unstan me: a thread *this is a joke pls dont unfollow me reason number one: i'm problematic and rude reason number two: i stan hal*y hotc*ner reason number

obese kat

LlSAPERRIE

Nobody asked but here’s a thread @MOTS7BOT saying she’s “talking a break” or leaving twitter I literally was educating her what a ratio

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enbysasha

Before anyone gets offended, this thread was a joke. I do not mean to attack any het. I have nothing against straights, i even have straight friends. omg follow me

🌈☀️⭐⁷Adult_Child™/Brain limit. It doesn't work.🐨

AdultChild_twt

Type of BTS Stans (based on what I have observed)OT7 stans:- -Goddamn responsible, like can you pass it, pls? My organising skills are TER-RI-BLE.-How y'all can handle so much stuff

elijah parkinson ➐

lijahparkinson

am i throwing you off? nope. didnt think so how you doin' young lady? that feeling that you givin' really drives me crazy you dont have to play about the