#Joke

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pethainwww

So the other day i somehow fell down the hole that is ur fav is accs on Twitter, me and my homie were having fun looking at them on insta

Aditi Adhikari

adhikariaditi

Thread: twitter and mental healthhttps://twitter.com/hawtktmoh/status/1297919023489994756 Just a few days ago, someone was called a "piece of shit" by multiple ppl on twitter. He had made a tasteless joke which, acc

Ana Mardoll

AnaMardoll

Please chalk this tweet up to Ana being to autistic to enjoy jokes, but watching women describe Data from Star Trek as a perfect spouse/lover because they don't have to

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bakhayuu_

DO BIRDS PISS?A (JOKE) THREAD yes they fucking do you just don't notice it "Well, not in the traditional sense. Their pee is combined with their poop in a sort

Nyado

Iaura__

He said he was 5’9 but he was actually 5’3 and wanted me to meet his family on the same day of meeting himhttps://twitter.com/korrinesky/status/1277663459455483910 He was late to the date

Woj's Source

Wojssource

@fordnation and @Sflecce school plan is not safe. I am an EA who works for the TDSB and on Tuesday I tested positive for Covid. I work with two classes

alya

boosatan

a thread of seventeen songs that used to be sincerely important to me until seventeen themselves ruined them for me somehow and now i can't listen to them without laughing

Jennifer Scheurle

Gaohmee

At my first Gamescom I went to - I was 23 and trying to wear professional clothes and high shoes for business meetings - the men we met with would

Shane Morris

IamShaneMorris

I had this morbid thought earlier today, and it's about Boomers. No, not just merely dismissing them with a phrase, but...... Boomers are on their way out. They are dying,

Dana Schwartz

DanaSchwartzzz

romanovs in 1917: hey, cousin, things here are getting pretty bad, think maybe you can let us hang in england?george v:https://twitter.com/nocontxtmulaney/status/1284260325764685824 king henry viii:https://twitter.com/nocontxtmulaney/status

Darren Mooney

Darren_Mooney

What's interesting about this is the sequence in "Thin Ice" is a very pointed commentary on *exactly this.*Directly before this, the Doctor (a straight, old, white man) lectures his younger

Daniel Sohege

stand_for_all

Thread: Something which really needs addressing is how individual attitudes, particularly but not limited to the left, give cover for the government to attack genuine free speech and human rights.

Hillel

hillelogram

Unpopular opinion: gifs and memes in conference talks are an antipattern.No, I'm not saying *humor* is an antipattern. Humor is great, put more of it in talks. Gifs and memes

ben schwartz

benschwartz_

Oh, my wife, she’s a bad cook. I mean bad. They say coronavirus can live on metal for three days. On her meat loaf, ten minutes. She’s such a bad

Librarian Mama

hyuumanatees

I'd just finished this account of inherited trauma when a cutie handed me this picture & said, "I'm not looking forward to the future! Things will happen & some of

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khanyilyt

Two people who have been linked to your man are dead. It's starting to look suspicious so you decide to move somewhere new. Where are you going? You don't want