#Joke

toot woot

gaslywah

f1 drivers as f1 drivers (bear with me here) lewis hamilton as lewis hamiltonhonestly i wasnt really sure about this one, but lewis fits lewis really well so... lance stroll

Not That John Williams

johnwilliamsnyt

I'm going to subtweet rather than RT this first note in a thread so as not to wake the neighbors. As an old man, trust me, I have my issues

wishing my faves unhappiness arc 🥦🛡️

layniefer

the ending I wanted for reiner was realizing he had the right to judge eren for what he's doing, that eren was not the same as him since he chose

ⵙⵉⵀⴰⵎ 🇲🇦

DindaMok

Muslims need to realise there is a difference between astrology and astronomy. Reading your horoscope is Shirk there is no question about that and if you don’t believe that is,

😈 THE Stefano DLC 😈

THE_Stefano_DLC

So many of Post MCU Pop Movies are so mortified of being seen as “corny” or “campy” (misunderstanding the concept of Camp btw) or what have you that they’ve become

Joe Budden Podcast Clips

joebuddenclips

Making an underrated @thisisrory joke thread that I will update with clips when I can “My President” “We The Best” “Soul Skrt Skrt” “Radio” “Double Charge” “202 Intro” “Look

abteachertales

abteachertales

I am home from my first day back (no students) and I am honestly shocked. The masks promised to teachers and students have not arrived and no one is sure

MrBoxh3adLOL

Boxh3adLol

For the past 4 years #Democrats have called the Republican party the biggest problems the world has ever faced such as Fascists, Racists, Bigots. But why is it that these

The Autistic Named Tana. BLM

senseoreovrload

Y’all really wanna know why Black people are needing appropriate representation in tv/movie roles? white dumbasses like me were raised to believe Black people are funny and their role in

ᴘᴏᴅᴅʏ 🧢 // 𝒞𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝒱𝑜𝓇𝑒

RobbyIsFavDad

Starkid as the Fanf Franchise: A thread of threads casted by me, @mcnamarashair @califormiaa_ and @space_boyo : This is organized by game plz appreciate it we tried way too hard

a male plant to take feminism down from the inside

mar0uxna

This was posted as a joke but this is what I mean when I say that calling women "people with cervixes" is the most privileged thing in the world. Most

moi

aImondbaby

HOW TO LOSE 10 POUNDS AND GET KENDALL JENNERS WAIST IN A WEEK !! a thread I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind

Jason is doing work in the background

jason0x21

It could easily reformat it, but no.https://twitter.com/profalankchen/status/1248661688099848192 I will continue to maintain that double spaces are good for fixed width fonts, and bad for proportional fonts, and that computers are

Cons

CaptainCons

I will be tweeting on behalf of @ZeroBlog30 so follow me for all your military takes I’d be lost without Cons - Chaps Cons is as awesome as he is

CritiCold

ColdCriti

LMAO just open any door before 5 minutes what a stupid conclusion. Combined with the "let yourself be eaten" I guess this kind of simpleton "subversion" is what the writing

jax dell’osso

jaxdellosso

Bad news: my period is 9 days late. Good news: the last dude I fucked was an NFL player Lmao at all the men legitimately mad in the comments at