#Joke

Indeed. The old joke is journalists wait until the battle is over, then come down from the hills to shoot the wounded. The new model seems to be why wait?
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how the fuck am i able to tell roger fucking waters that the fact that i thirst for him is half joking and he actually saved my gotdamn life with
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1986, the date when the next generation began to slide into consumerism and lose sight of the horrors of ideology... Ferris Bueller in '86, predicting the future of cinema 22
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I think we need to talk about our culture of consumption and FOMO. Like why is the response always I need to buy this now?https://twitter.com/yoongkhean/status/1252585100824342531 I'm trying to break down
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imo if you want to bang on about how mature you are, leaking someone else’s group chat DMs isn’t going to accomplish it https://twitter.com/ironically_edgy/status/1248071630481391617 I’m really sick of this all,
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this is stan twitter, a thread: these are the different regions: the mainstream fandoms-stan main pop girlies -annoying -powerful af-kinda smart-diverse af-we have the barbz, i think we won the
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I'm not sitting here in my house carving off the days on the wall or anything, but every so often I find myself wondering "how many days is it since
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Left media has SOME influence in the wider media ecosystem, but Biden fails to inspire enthusiasm because he’s a fossil who was kind of a joke figure in the last
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Twitter has thrown comedian Kathy Griffin into Twitmo.The full Mongolian asshattery of Twitter’s arbitrary rules enforcement has me all kinds of ragey, so please affix thy seatbelts.Some turbulence may occur.1/
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hey i just woke up. did viva piñata have any blood sacrifice or am i thinking of a different game just woke up from a dream where justin trudeau was
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Comedy is only ever funny when it punches upwards, that’s why the powerful tend to be targets of humorists. Will be interesting to see what gets axed, & even more
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more fucked up high school stories: freshmen year one of my guy friends used to give me rides home from school only to spread rumors to upperclassmen that we would
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It’s time for a thread about Swiss cheese and COVID. Are you ready?1/n So, there is a lot (I mean A LOT) of advice out there about preventing spread of
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1/Afternoon with a Grady elder:Me: "I heard you had a lot of visitors today. I hate I missed them."Her: "Yeah. It was mostly good."Me: "Mostly?"Her: "Mmmm hmm."*silence while watching TV*Her:
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The fact when I was in care, I had to choose between being gay and having my family .. I obviously choose the be me, myself option! even tho sadly
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I have work to do so naturally I started trying to work out how much of Trump's blood we could give to each person if it turned out his blood
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