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ishmael
iD4RO
Just to be clear, the problem with the drone murder cake isn't that it was "in poor taste" or a bad joke that didn't land. It's that Brown people and
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kaleidoscope eyes
spookqween
Hey Mr. Abusive Music Producer, stalk my social media one more time and I’ll tell your fan base how you broke my hand while we were engaged. :) Oh he
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꧁༒☬🎀~commission open~ 🎀☬༒꧂
kxtsuvee
Nice, my parents found me halfway tweeting "What if we burn this house" in phone (its just a JOKE) and got really mad. Punish me however you like, just don't
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Eliza ‘Salvia Plath’ Clark
FancyEliza
we’re watching twilight for the podcast, i’m going to deposit my lower quality shitposts in this thread so you’ll know what I consider to be a good joke based on
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vicky
casspentagahst
while i love dorohedoro making ebisu disabled and the comic relief was a really bad decision on q hayashida's part. it gives the idea that being disabled is funny and
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Devaiah Bopanna
devaiahPB
My first reaction (and pretty much everyone else's) when I found out that TikTok was getting banned was to make a stupid joke about it. It wasn’t shock or anger,
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Charles
chukroxx
I don’t want to hear about the benefits of capitalism until, AT A MINIMUM, the federal government pays out reparations for slavery. In EVERY OTHER AREA we understand as a
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elkie 🏳️🌈⃠
elllyqt
weeekly(1/10)yeah tag me was good but its just like any other girl group song its literally like they copied twice but changed the lyrics and outfits other than that its
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I hope they take Black Girl Magic as payment
smdftbAGAIN
I need all my Pan African brothers and sisters to check this shit ASAP. DISGUSTING https://twitter.com/itsmirfreestyle/status/1275240390459875330?s=21A joke about WiFi turned into “the cops not shooting you niggas fast enough”https://t
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elin🕊
stylesdreamboat
.𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐞. *•.¸♡ 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ♡¸.•* (this ones a bit of a
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↬ ɯoʇa ⎊🍦 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ TY Furudate-sensei 🏐💛🖤
tombpact
LISTEN ok listen I KNOW the joke is ‘hs teachers take shit more seriously than uni’ but you need to understand there are rules that are TRULY unnecessary in schools,
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Alexandra Chace
specularanomaly
It’s night one of no cops. I live across from the zone 6 precinct, it’s been totally abandoned. The windows in our apartment are boarded up. The #ATL purge begins
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Chrissie⁷ 💜 ⟭⟬ ⟬⟭
BTSMamaChrissie
You know we joke and say that BTS see EVERYTHING we do & say...... well I think they do. Even things that are shared in GCs, like my legendary sashes
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Cillian Kelly
irishpeloton
I know I joke about Chris Froome but that’s only because I’m a jerk. I know it’s not really funny. It’s not funny for his teammates who must be looking
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keegan
keegan_vanilla
This is me celebrating being accepted after I was cast out. I really had no idea what I did. Fuck I really wish I could give my younger self a
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Kellen
captainkalvis
THREAD: It's time for you all to meet someone. This is my brother, Cory. He's a home run hitting baseball player, a swimmer, works two jobs, and known in our
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