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Patty Grace
Patty__Grace
https://twitter.com/neo_url/status/1316386171354861570 Although burning urine is usually a sign of a UTI, not an STI. And women get UTIs for multiple reasons that don’t necessarily include sex. Let’s not stigmatize UTIs.
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Dead Man Thinking ... and making errors
mathfantasia
Dr. Kale ... I thank you for opening my eyes to the ridiculousness of gender roles, but the idiot in me may shine here a bit.I watch my cousin's kid
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🚀134340 miles from sanity⁷🧈💫
naija0329
Okay, I see the whole tl now igniting a convo about Bora and you know what, I'm about to say something some people may not like. So here goes nothing:As
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Serenity™️ WAS NOTICED BY CHOI YUJIN CRIES
BBYONGILY
Why H33jin is problematic /j For one thing, back in October 19, 2000 she was born. You may ask, why is this problematic? On that day the most gorgeous human
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Josh Barro
jbarro
In some instances, the president being a moron has mitigated the effect of him being a very immoral person. In this instance, the effect has been exacerbating.https://twitter.com/Craig_A_Spencer/status/1312877418374463489 Also, I’m not
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𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬
leonagravespsy
Your supposed "help" service @AmazonHelp has been awful. I've spoken with you for a total of over 5 hours trying to get people to stop delivering packages to my door
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Zain
Chewhaqqa
I think Hasan Minhaj gets a bad rap sometimes, he's decently funny usually and is quite good at explaining things on his show. However, if you're going to constantly reference
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meri 🔞
suibunnies
wwx sending suggestive mirror booty short selfies to his good roommate lwj to ask for his opinion on them. he would flirt and lwj would reply to his flirting..(they're like,,
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Sparrow/Liz (semi-hiatus)
UntoNuggan
I made a new post!'My person and I have a joke, which goes something like, “Yay, I found something that helped! Oh no, now I have another thing I have to
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iris || CHECK PINNED ||
thatkirbybitch
fuck it every like this get ill say a dad joke goodbye Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. If
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KEEM 🍿
KEEMSTAR
Omg!! He’s steaming mad! My favorite part is when His wife know he’s coming off real bad & tried to give him a hint to turn it in a
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Rahul Kohli
RahulKohli13
Ohhh you think that’s what I’m referring to? Please, I get in bigger shit everyday. The US healthcare system is a fucking joke, people wanna twist that into me mocking
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DragnTears
DragnTears
Hoi Twitter, you know what I hate? When my depression tells me the people closest to me don't want to be around me. That they are just too polite to
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Alex✨ (they)
dirtbagboyfren
This shiva fight is legit frustrating me because once you’re very close to beating her (I’m talking 1% HP ime) she casts a spell with the exact name as another
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Daniel Meteer
DanielMeteer
@JackHayesAD in the Fall of 2015 the Men’s Track and Field locker room caught fire with myself and a teammate inside 1/n @JackHayesAD There was no fire alarm in the
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Static Hanma 🐢
TGStatic
Big PTSD threadThis will be my personal experience with it.I actually can't play my favorite era of video games because they trigger me, it sucks. It's also really weird learning
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