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PsychOllygy
Can you treat new dogs old tricks? Turns out, for swearing, not really.I was thrilled to to present my & @PsychologyRich latest research on the effects of newly created swearwords
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Brian Heater
bheater
The construction that’s been going on 30 feet from my window for the past year has devolved into dudes just throwing stuff out of a second story window. I don't
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pea
loveharuhiordie
live thread of me watching haikyuu S4 beyond episode 2 LMAO let me just say..... hq ops and eds in any season are [chef's kiss] ep3 hinata just changed his
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#1 yullet enthusiast
yutastiddiez
ayo... this strip club kind of getting weird can’t take my dogs anywhere if u were commenting thirsty stuff on the v live, just remember Johnny saw. don’t
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aziians
reading: grow with the flow by zaaaxy poor girl. i can’t entirely blame her for leaving because her father is shit. well... not really her biological father, he still is
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Claire Rollins
Claireyyyy
Iron Man 1 & 2 done. Very enjoyable. Highlights include RDJ wearing a tank top and @amberxlovely's commentary on how fit he looks in every scene. https://twitter.com/Claireyyyy/status/1242918584898158596 Thor. Didn't think
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taylor #bIm
t_cmusic2
some amazing and unproblematic youtubers you should watch instead of shane and jeffree (a thread) he has been doing youtube since 2006 and has never been involved in drama. he
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Luke Epplin
LukeEpplin
I've been thinking about which "Peanuts" strips most closely echo our current crisis, and this is the one I keep coming back to. It's sneakily one of the saddest strips
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THANKUBANGTAN
alone this just shows that every kpop group will always live under bts‘ shadow coming up w the „no free promo for bts“ sht or downgrading their achievements as if
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Gender Diary
GenderDiary
It’s #WorldBookNight (the book day is for kids, the night is for adults)What excellent excellent stereotype busting books can we all share here?I’ll start... Here’s one that’s very important when
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rachelwilbury
Rewatching Mormon Pride & Prejudice for the first time since my brain finished developing; a thread She’s 26 and she’s sharing a room.... girl it’s time to spring for a
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mogwai.
TheVunderkind
I was an immunization officer at age 14.https://twitter.com/Walere_/status/1298555159501570048 It was funny because the mothers of the children I would immunize would say 'you're not much older than my baby' And
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anna
serangeIas
if ur lgbt and like cats & dogs open this thread!! it’s safe, i promise
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Lili ✰ | gay for Marceline | WOLF ILY
Lesbian_Lils
click on the wolf :) Hell yea another Kipo banger tweet, make sure to follow
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yahlilwthes
a thread of when people made fun of my language and culture and nobody cared except my hebrew moots; this is not even close to be all
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ℒ𝒶𝓃𝒶 🦋
mood_snk
Time to drop the screenshots collected during this last months this will cheer me up, i guess. Be ready. This is so funny
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