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lMPERFECTBLUE
@Iuxchaves @Iuxchaves hey i love you you’re amazing we’re on the phone rn but i’m gonna @ you cause notifs stink @Iuxchaves so thankful for you and blessed to have
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Andrew Bergamo
andrew_bergamo
Help, I got @criterionchannl and all I wanna do is binge Kurosawa flicks. Prior to this I had only seen Rashomon (in film school), which I genuinely love and have
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Fork
ForkNotKnife
Actual lines in Romeo Juliet:“O Romeo, that she were! Oh that she wereAn open arse, and thou a poperin pear.”This roughly translates to:“Oh Romeo, I wish she were an open-arse,
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kwanza osajyefo
kwanzer
Here’s a funny thing haters say about BLACK, “iF bLaCks hAvE sUpErpOwERs hOw’D tHeY LeT sLaVeRY hAppEn?”Now, aside from the fact that I explain empowered blacks are a minuscule (but
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kokichi ミʚ♡ɞ
FAGPHOBlA
if i see ANY of you fuckers using the term "favorite person" and you don't have bpd im going to bully you so badfuck you fuck you fuck you /neg
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dr. franco furter
starryboyy
the only one i can handle is in pet sematery otherwise terrible, unnecessary, undeservinghttps://twitter.com/candyxmelody/status/1321237014726017026 this just reminded me of when i read cujo and cried at the ending LMAO supernatural
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sageuks
ㅡ scenes/lines that i like/find funny; cheese in the trap; episode 14 reply 1988; episode 10 reply 1997; episode 16 reply 1988; episode 19 while you were sleeping; episode
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kora
midzycult
thread of racists/cops getting bullied cause i’m about to lose a lung “what does fuck 12 mean” HELP this was his own fault but ITS
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diegosuwus
how the hargreeve siblings would react if you handed them your crying baby; a thread (if this flops i didn’t tweet it) luther: “wait what? hey, shh shh shh
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ksjkills
bts as ouran high school host club: a thread tamaki suoh ~ seokjin -flirts with everyone -prince host-roses -shoulders-funny as fuck-random as fuck too, what goes on in their heads
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yazz ✨
daelightsout
what even is a soft soondingie? excuse??? not funny didn’t laugh am I weird for finding this hot? let’s discus ...not him licking his lips like that rip to whoever
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✰Hisoka's Severed Forearm✰
KARKAT_VANT4S
Karkat’s guide on getting ratio’d in jojotwt. A thread.-- - Say Jojos Bizarre Adventure is worse than something. Basically all you gotta do is wait until some funnyman tags one
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Xeni “4 Seasons Total Landscaping” Jardin
xeni
Yes the recovery from coronavirus will take a long time economically. Yes there will be massive mental health fallout, yes a generation of trauma. But we haven’t talked about the
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youngk pussy eater 69
youngktopia
game play clips i enjoy side butt swaggersouls: i love looking at kpop people found a flesh light in yur room fitz singing gee its issac newton
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Luh Javie🌻
_ApplaudJava
The Lord is so funny Last week I had a meltdown out of nowhere. I was doing something the Lord asked me to do and it just wasn’t working. Like
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Lisa.
laliizard
Meme videos for my kitty @deunini to celebrate our one-monthsary a thread. Nini jumping into this thread like: wle wle wle wle lili: aku blm bobo dr semalemnini: be ma
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