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Cheryl (Raye) Stout
Crayestout
A key piece of the #Bulls second 3-peat was acquiring Dennis Rodman. We all know that he was, well, different. After his first practice with the Bulls, I waited a
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following the dopamine
randileeharper
i'm sharing the set questions i often use to interview people for devops/automation/sysadmin jobs. i don't ask trivia. i don't give homework. anything i need to know about someone, i
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Subomi
subomiplumptre
When God used to harrass me to read the Bible everyday, I had no clue what he was building. Today, it appears a significant chunk of my confidence comes from
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Palmer Report
PalmerReport
Props to Amy Klobuchar for doing what she did tonight, but let's be real. She wouldn't have done that to Biden unless he's already on board with it. She wouldn't
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ellie 🌤
chaflicker
okay but MyungBin is really a fun & perfect matched duo...like you can often spot them joking around but at the same time looking out for each other. when ASTRO
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cole⁷ BBH2 || D-2
twtiscolephobic
junhee has the prettiest smile with a cute dimple junhee has a beautifully controlled falsetto he is very caring and is loved by his members however they never stop clowning
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jen 🍓
ichigomochis
a thread of kpop moments that i think about a lot 1) WHERE IS THE VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM THE CAMERA 2) who the heck does this https://twitter.com/eightzones/status/1316589440211456003/video/1 3) ?????? theres
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𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣
megatrawn_
Coconuts been clowning us fobs since the dawn of time, but every time we get the chance to clown you lot, suddenly you think of mental health and "judgement". Stop
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▲ spencer ●
LiISnack
@neekolul you see this funny shit?
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Randy
egg_report
Girls like festivals because it's the sexless and neutered. even if you fuck there, it's sexless and unreal. The festival is a virtual reality reconstruction of her experience of the
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feminist killjoy nicole
NicoleFroio
Idk I think it's fair for nonacademics to think "erotic" means sex. Like people aren't dumb just because they're not thinking about the ~lesser known~ usages of "erotic", they just
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Ivan the Terrible
underthefan113
Since there may never be more Twin Peaks, might as well enjoy The Return rewatch with one of my favorite episodes: Part 11 "There's Fire Where You Are Going." THREAD
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ACE!!!
the99thgec
tw// homophobia/ transphobia related / also unrelated but here’s a life story:history doesn’t mean shit. Personally (and ik others may not relate) I have had 3 different experiences where I
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니키 (@qdeoks)
nikkekeke
I love puns and dad jokes this is so funny and I’m lame and I wanted to share it anyway I’m sorry here’s another pun/dad joke so LAUGH WITH ME
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Jacques Bannon
neoliberal_dad
CNN is calling it a landslide for “yes” with less than 10% of votes in. This thread will collect my favorite Vox moments since 2014 when after six years of
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APHOBIAKILLS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP I will not be elaborating further https://twitter.com/aphobiakills/status/1251954016600428545?s=21 https://twitter.com/aphobiakills/status/1251954016600428545 oh someone dmed this to me. apparently she also steals photographs w
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