#Funny

I am the antithesis of the magic betwixt Susan Orlean, Twitter, and wine (I'm assuming red)Does assuming red say something about me?Also I'm the antithesis. Just what I said.Thread:????/???? 1.
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tw cussing , hate accswhoever is making these accounts knock it tf off right now. youre not fucking cute and you may realise that you keep getting taken down which
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Sorry to jump on this but I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT (if anyone's interested): Gauging accurate character height from animated shows is almost impossible, because characters can be bigger or
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I remember this girl told me she didnt want me to settle for less than I deserve because I “couldnt have her” bitchhhhhhh who tf yall be thinking yall are
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Here's something I can't believe I'm saying: The Beginner's Guide came out 5 years ago today.What a weird fucking game. I'm amazed it found the audience that it did. For
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#be1112 i think there’s no such thing as true originality especially after seeing the analogy of the sea shell and the sea. for even seeing how fishes swim or light
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what’s the worst thing that’s been in the background while you’ve had sex? for me it’s ratatouille you guys... will have sex... to anything. im feeling so inspired. worst one
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SpeedySkip is the worst human being I've ever met: a thread. About a month ago, I posted something on the CBR3 Discord about "stalking" Skip. I posted under it that
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Why is it feel like everyone’s first dropshipping store is pet related? My first stores • dog store (never launched)• camping store (lost $150 on fb) • dainty travel jewelry
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Squinting very hard at the outlines of a “just send everyone to Arizona for the summer” plan for MLB, and I just don’t see how it’s feasible. Each team would
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a short thread of things that exols did and said and exo DIDN'T call out https://twitter.com/realminyeol/status/1385818361523687431 and closing with
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currently reading: city of brass by s.a. chakraborty (let's see if i can actually keep up with this reading thread) fun fact: i closed my eyes while snapping the synopsis
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bullshit lyrics explanation threaddedicated to baby vips and some you-know-who's i spotted on tl#GDRAGON #BIGBANG @YG_GlobalVIP The song's korean title is 개소리 gaesori which literally translates to 'dog sound' so
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hey oomfs if ur mutuals w @rjluvr69 please sb me bc they’re a jimin and tae anti!!! I cant tell if any of my mutuals follow so i can dm
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Funny how so many tweets I see are queer people debating over and over again about labels and slurs used WITHIN the community and so few about the ennemy we
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With this information, if they recast Jim "Dr. Sheldon 'Funny 'Unneeded Laughtrack 'Bazinga' Trigger' Man' Cooper from the Big Bang Theory" Parsons as the Flash then this will objectively be
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