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forwardnotback
Politicians on trains should be a 'coffee table book' always a big window (and I know) The thing is they can make for great clean pics and for me (once
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Aura | AWP 🏴
MK_AWP
CONGRATS TO THE SPAM AND MASH CHAMPIONS! @dylanridleyy @Spyware_MK @Mister_Misky Dyl with the reverse 6-0 from losers to take it!Impressive stuff from all players tonight, plenty of hype
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nate eats shit
natedoesntexist
WILBUR IS SO GORGEOUS LIKE HE IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON IDK MAN IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, HE FEELS LIKE WARM TONES AND FALL AND FUN AND ROOFTOPS AT 7
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Dee
DeeWoolery1
Between The Black•ish shows and BlackAF, Kenya Barris seems to believe the near antithesis of being Black is being rich so the most interesting and unique story is about the
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SKELETALCRATE
mcr album aesthetics ♡ b u l l e t s + every hour...on the hour...they drew blood b u l l e t s+ i think id love to
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Crowing For Days
LilRedRooster
Funny how "Toddlers and Tiaras" and "Dance Moms" aired for over a decade and no one said a thing, but take ONE movie on Netflix that makes commentary on oversexualizing
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kels ⁷ * ¹³¹²
kelsieum
starting a thread of funny/weird/ridiculous/outrageous tinder bios i come across our first feature i cringed ah .......... conversations>>>>>>> "mexican but i love my white beauties ;)" is what got me
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Stephen Bryce
stephenhdbryce
Men, if your joke is demeaning or belittling or minimizes gifts but maximizes critiques all you've done is show a lack of empathy for our sisters. You've proven you're only
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Anusha 💁🏿♀️
AnushaLDN
Alright so I’ve watched 19 seasons of The Simpsons And people talk about when it started getting badI think Season 7 was its primetime Season 8-18 they started relying on
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Jordan Weissmann 🗽
JHWeissmann
In light of Nate Silver's viral tweet, here's a reminder that the electoral college has created a significant probability of minority rule for its entire history.https://slate.com/business/2019/09/electoral-college-republican-advant
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¹²⁷ 𝙞𝙧𝙤 ᵛ ¹⁰¹¹ taeyong edit 📌
D0lKUN
wayv as funny yahoo questions & answers ; a thread kunhang yukhei yangyang xiaojun kunhang & yukhei kun sicheng ten kun yangyang & ten xiaojun & kun yukhei & kun
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Phumzile Van Damme
zilevandamme
Hellowini. Today’s bulletin of good news here follows. Do try and log off Twitter for a few hours a day. The constant barrage of negativity is not good for your
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jirou loves you!! / in twit jail :(
jiroulovesyouu
bnha characters as tumblr texposts/actual texts: a low quality but hopefully funny thread
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Pupae
KGBitch_
OK SO : make our days count watch thread (except i'll pretend it ends mid-ep-9 because jsuis pas venue ici pour souffir ok ?)LET FCKING GO, mute if you don't
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Rory - ADHD Autistic OCD
roryreckons
Are the Greens unfairly represented in the media, he asks himself watching the fourth consecutive day of articles on a scandal over 11.7 million vs the 70 million spent on
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suki⁷ ☽
xxinct
it’s thanksgiving so i have something for each and every one of my friends — a long thread starting with @sweetnsoursoon , hi mini me. how are you today? i’m
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