#Funny

Jordan

thegreeneworks

today is my birthday! here’s a thread of a bunch of thoughts. turning 27 today has a dark weight. Oluwatoyin "Toyin" Salau didn’t make it to 27. Breonna Taylor didn’t

आत्मनिर्भर Vaidehi 🇮🇳 🕉️ #PanunKashmir

dharmicverangna

Hello mummy, Maine nayi video banayi hai.Haan, usme Maine #Hinduphobia daal Diya, #homophobia bhi daal Diya aur maine #Bhagwa kapde bhi pehen liyeAur, end me "Saaxxxx" bol diyaDekho mummy Mai

sarah lugor!

sarahlugor

all i gotta say is support genuine creators. there are so many people out there that put their soul into what they make, ive seen videos that make me pause

pres !!

prestwt

thread on why you should stop supporting charlie slimecicle , a thread /j he hasn't streamed in 67 days therefore he hates slimetwt whatever the fuck this is he is

Kookmin Palette⁷🌙semi-ia📚

destiny_jikook

Since there's many confusion about the snow. I m here to present my pov here about this matter. Its kinda funny to see jkkers and tkkers fighting over a chunk

k a t i e

fairlykatie

as i watch #feelgood for probably the 15th time i feel compelled to create a thread with some of my favorite quotes. who’s with me? @TheMaeMartin “i never fucking touched

Sólveig Hanson

solveig_hanson

“How can we monetize the gender pay gap?”, ask HasBros https://twitter.com/baragodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 Watch out, I’m a card shark. Important: https://twitter.com/ericafails/status/1258893039331733505?s=21 https://twitter.com/ericafails/s

c a i t

kittynouveau

thread of people having an extremely normal one about a rock they bought onlinehttps://twitter.com/punishedgoon/status/1387151767788417024 i wish i was stupid enough to believe this shit literally every tiktok video about this

Justin

JustInTime_2020

It’s an uneasy time for millions. Many of us became hyper vigilant when this all started. We each have a story of why. For me, my wife is a nurse

camille 🕊

ROBBATTlNSON

if twilight happened in 2020 and all the characters were gen z: a thread edward sending bella the text saying that he’s leaving her alice, jasper, and emmett burning james

kevin

KevBeirne

TikTok is extremely good geans Truly one of the most beautiful moments in cinematic history. The somewhat inevitable sequel. It’s always funny seeing people trying to figure out

Buckle up, Buckaroo

___Teach

I have an antidepressant medication joke and there’s nothing funny about it. The drug information for Fluvoxamine Maleate warns that it can actually worsen your suicidal thoughts. Fuck me sideways.https://twitter.com/rosieicm/status/12866

Roni 🇪🇺 Ateez London 💕

Summertimelix43

190209 Hongjoong Fansign slotQ: What is something that makes you happy?A: 1. Atiny, 2. MusicHe wrote see you soon as my friend mentioned I'm from the UK 190209

Taylor Cohen

ttayl0r

I’m just gonna shoot my shot here: I AM SINGLE AND I DONT WANT TO BE ANYMORE. Pros about me: I have a dog & a 4.8 uber rating. Cons:

STAY HOME.

Blu_Folf

I'm 36, and I like you.. — СЕГА МО LЕ ДА СЕ СМЕ ДА СЕ СМЕ ДА СЕ СЕ СЛАВАМ, Го молим Господ МОЈОТ СУСЛ ДА ГО УДИМЕ

FreeBSD Frau

freebsdfrau

Step 1 of porting https://FrauBSD.org/nfsdtop to FreeBSD is identifying the DTrace equivalent of the Linux bpftrace hooks kprobe:nfsd_read and kprobe:nfsd_writeI think I found them by firing a specific round of