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James on the ceiling
DomesticSheep2
Leave a comment and I’ll give you a brief description of what I think of you or some shit idk Uhh fuck I didn’t think this through what if I
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daily marbles appreciation💥🔨
dailymarbles
my man marbles buffered and completely forgot where he was going just his blurry body in the dark hallway why the fuck is this so funny to me
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kaeli🌲
kaeliann14
i literally don't give a single shit about anyone's sexual mishaps or insecurities during sex like literally who cares that's a vulnerable time for pretty much anyone and everyone has
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Cameron :)
sundresstyless
Okay starting All This Time, here’s a thread of reactions or whatever.WARNING SPOILERS!!! I’m so scared Oh no bc this is gonna break me Wait the teacher seems so nice
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💀 Spooky Scary Tinny 👻
Man_Of_Tin
Oh, fuck off you. Someone who has had a change of heart on someone they used to hate and your reaction, among several other piss taking pillocks' reaction, is that
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Helen Rosner
hels
my torrential executive dysfunction says what’s good, friendohttps://twitter.com/qiuetstormin/status/1311218403886223362 I’m sorry for negatively amplifying a rando but it’s genuinely enraging when people make assumptions about others
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mr.jinjin
yungsnaku
if sega says “we’re going back sonic’s routes”that’s how we know the next game is gonna be garbage *roots. fuck
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🦇 XXXG-01D2 Deathscythe Kyou 🦇
ningiou
Fuck Astrological signsJudge people by who’s their favorite Gundam Wing boy Good evening to Treize gang onlywe were robbed
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celestivlfeline
spvcekitten_
if u listened to willow,jaden and tèø in 2016 u a chakra mf now all my indigo children, let’s follow one another for more high frequency content or whatever the
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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Grindset 💸
ldrinkh20
Fuck it. Reply with your first kiss story. I was 14 on a big group tour of Costa Rica that his family (from France) was also in. He dared me
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Chris King
NorthernWrites
@MhairiMcF For every 500g of mince (50/50 pork and beef):One large onion2 sticks of celery2 medium carrots... As fine or rustic as you want. Glug of oil... Sweat the fuck
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stfu
asoftassb1tch
now that i’m here can we talk about the “you don’t owe anyone anything” motivational tweet that’s been circling around twitter for years? bc i got shit to say i
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Mike The Mad Scientist
MadMikeOfficial
What, and I can not stress this enough, the fuck “Hello officer, yes id like to report crimes against humanity”
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paramore stan account
itsjustfatimah
why are things even funny? like deep it. why the fuck do we laugh? like yo wtf?? i dont like this
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Fawn Moscato
tinnkky
This nigga is hilarious bro lmfaoooooo Shaun king fuck off.
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Rockii
RockiiiiRoadd
This is the fucking one. I aint got shit to promote just wanna remind y’all to stay the fuck home.
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