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NotInventedHere
A thread of baffling tech ads from Instagram The baffling tech keeps on coming It's just a sideways notebook??
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Liz Guerrier
liz_guerrier
Each day is up and down. Today is angry. Angry that small business and restaurants are such low priority. Angry that our city is going to be so bland when
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Michael Burns
snesplay
I have deep fondness for one former IGN employee and one former 1UPer who worked in IGN’s SF office while I was coming up as a freelancer. I admire a
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Robert Wiblin
robertwiblin
It strikes me that feeling unsure about how good you are and whether people will reliably like you is a driver & symptom of a remarkable range of mental health
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Cyrus @ school
chrysopoetics
Looking at the “If you draw your mlm ships like” tweets, aware I cannot detach them from what they’re actually signaling, suffering with what jokes I could make otherwise if
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Rich
RickRoseland
The more I think about the media narrative of the past few weeks the more hilarious it getsBreaking: David Cameron lobbied government for money!!Did he get any money?Err..no, the company
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Neil SmokeDaGrass Tyson
AstronomyThot
Can we talk about the amount of out-of-state kids who come to Ole Miss and say/do racist shit bc “we’re in Mississippi now” Like I swear some of these yanks
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Guy Crawford
BogeyGuyC
1/4 Someone posted something and it made me think. Why do we do this? Spend months, even years writing screenplays that may be read by peers if we're lucky, could
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Lisa Evans
TheLisaEvans
I'll stick up for @Nickelback, I don't give a shit.Nickelback teased that they have new music coming out on Friday and guess what? I'm going to be listening to whatever
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Lesbian Disaster
xespera
Watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks for the first time and holy shit, Angela Lansbury's character is fucking GOALS.Live out in a gorgeous house in the country and take correspondence witch courses,
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A decorated ''Please officer Targeted Individual''
TrepidationLair
The microwave pulsed radios verbal audio signal is in the inner ear. The weapon uses your ears and eyes physical acuity to make you hear them at different depth perceptions.
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userbfIy
provide proof that someone made up rumors abt your fave and that they are an army. quickly. talking a lot of sht but coming in with no receipts. https://twitter.com/wayvsoio/status/1246234886010212355 provide
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Julia Mildly Eccentric ProDomme and Queen of Cake
JammyBitch_
Julian called me again yesterday, wearing his apologetic voice, I said calmly "I would appreciate it if you called another operator" then hung up. This is how I will operate
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Jessica Barker
_throughthefog
Most are funny but #flightattendants are taking a beating with the “is there a dr. on board” game but it’s what I do while I’m in grad school & has
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reauxmanoff
Gonna go workout with a hot MAN brb I JUST MET MR. RIGHT Y’ALL!!!!!!!Muscular, tall, smart, genuine, respectful, Mexican, educated, multi-invested, logical and about to finish his master’s program. I
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abocadodong
[TMI thread] I've been experiencing this since last year. I'll just share. LOL So I get excited and really hype up when there's something I'm waiting for or looking forward
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