#Today

Matthew Green

matthew_d_green

It’s 8:37pm on a Friday and I have a Zoom call at 10pm because time means nothing anymore. So send me your best Zoom backgrounds. I’ll start with the favorite

Oriana.

OrianaNathalie

Hey y’all so today my mom called this number who was supposed to be somebody she knows but it was a wrong one by mistake and this was the response

Annie Tan won't die for DOE

AnnieTangent

I hope this lesson planning for remote teaching into the night stops soon, and that I can get into some groove. I usually will work straight through at school to

Alasdair Rankin

AlasdairRankin

1. Sad to say that today is my last day at the fantastic @bloodcancer_uk as I become one of the many losing their job due to COVID-19. I’m looking forward

justin cronin

jccronin

Today, I spent time with a man who was gassing on about how covid is really no worse than the flu, that his personal liberties under attack, that wearing a

cauldron

roland_slice

so, as many of you are probably aware at this point, me and my friend taylor stewart (@cooljinzo) have recently started production on an upcoming doctor who watchalong podcast overall

The Octopus Gallery

OctopusGallery

Today’s rat snake decided to pose for pictures. Were there eggs on this wood recently? Must lick to determine. So here’s an excellent demo of why “snakes with triangular heads

⚖️Ravelord Nito⚖️

nito_anti

My Twitter Family:Parents: @ZED_B01 @emoassloserSpouse: @DJSkolfChildren: @_Happy_Acident_ @Mirmir_Imravia http://clockurl.co/key/twitterfamily⠀ I love how it says my girlfriend is my daughter and someone I just met today and talked about

Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH

ashishkjha

Thread (1/n)2 weeks ago, we tested about 100,000 people in a day. Today, we tested 135,00.That is a measly 35% increase. In 2 weeks!During that time, # of cases has

Nick Adderley

NorthantsChief

1/2 So, more emails today from members of the public complaining that our Camera Safety Vans are still deploying to key locations and accident hot spots and that our officers

Husn Hai Suhana

Fatmounh

Pakistani people are so easily fooled into believing that just because this man is having a million march for his janaza, his piety is confirmed. Do you know how many

Fast on the draw, too fast sometimes

velopajaro

1/ I am a #vaccine skeptic in the same way that I am a Boeing 737 MAX skeptic. I'm quite familiar with modern aircraft and their principles of operation. I

dylan!

nxinoa

a t*ump supporter in my political science class is very uneducated and tries to argue very weak and preposterous claims so here’s a thread today he tried arguing that european

MDub, Pete's human

emmdub559

Alright, today's 24/7 news cycle has rendered the modern debate format irrelevant. The last several election cycles have been people at lecterns telling us the same talking points we hear

crackcity

crackcityooc

yall are in for a treat todaycrackcity loses their nonexistent minds; a thread the video that started it all -end of thread-

Parker Molloy

ParkerMolloy

I think @MLB should just cancel its season, tbh. Looking at the wacky "Let's play all games in Arizona" plan, it just seems untenable. Earlier today, the always brilliant @EireannDolan