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Sara *stay the fuck at home* tonin

ssimmons35

Requests and observations of a cashier at a grocery store, a thread. 1. COVID-19 is real. It is not something that you can choose to believe in or not. Your

vivek tejuja 🌈

vivekisms

Today is Alice Munro appreciation day. These sentences. These sentences that stop you in your tracks. These sentences that break you, they just make you mull over the exacting nature

Jessica Ellis

baddestmamajama

I’m watching The Karate Kid for the first time in many years and...Daniel just casually drops that his mom is out there because of a ROCKET SCIENCE COMPUTER JOB?? WHY

Church Lady

interif12

•Single woman with toilet paper seeks man with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.•Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half

Zac Bone

zacbone4

My favorite personal subplot of #TheLastDance is Scottie Pippen’s quest to get back on @tcb747 Christmas Tree.(Thread) When I was a kid, we had Christmas tree ornaments of a

Eva Holland

evaholland

If you haven't yet read the extraordinary, very long editor's note that's been appended to the Ruth Shalit Barrett story, it's here: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/11/squash-lacrosse-niche-sports-ivy-leagu

Andrew Morris

ASPphysician

Spent the last several hours trying to make sense of ACCT-1 (remdesivir). Several people DMed me, asking why I haven't commented. Answer: I took yesterday off.Design: Multicentre double-blind RCT remdesivir

Jody Avirgan

jodyavirgan

Since innovative TV programming is in the news, might be time to share one of my favorite stories of all time, truly. I have a friend who worked for years

Khanoisseur 🐶🤦🏻‍♂️🌎

Khanoisseur

This is the plutocrats’ biggest fear and why politicians are racing to reopen the economy—people questioning their jobs and whether they are making any difference. Questioning their lifestyles, choices and

Matthew Ball

ballmatthew

Before HBO Max launches, it's worth spending some time to understand how truly, truly great HBO is at making content. 3% of original series, 10% of Emmy applications, 25% of

The Volatile Mermaid

OhNoSheTwitnt

EVERY SINGLE MASS SHOOTER HAS A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN WHY IS THIS NOT A RED FLAG BY NOW [screams into the abyss] YES WE KNEW THAThttps://www.cnn.com/2019/02/13/us/tallahassee-yoga-studio-shooting/index.html Every

Something Fishie

somethingfishie

I've worked 8 days now out of my 17 early voting day schedule as an election judge in Harris county. Most of those days I worked 6 am to 7:30

Space Cowboy...

picklefigphoto

I wanna be “spittin” Yo I like the color of your hair but if I see you tweeting self depreciating things again ima slap with you with encouragement. From the

DANNY WORSNOP

dannyworsnop

You did a great job.To clarify, and perhaps reassure, we had nor have any intention or interest in pushing away fans of the older material. This I guess would (hopefully)

Karbik

Karbikworks

I know this might be a bit unusual. But I do have my desires and needs, and sometimes they can be hard to keep quiet about. So today!It's timeto be

Noam/Cas loves stimming 🌌✡️

Spidernoamilton

I've got old pictures of me so I'm gonna make a thread of themFirst day of my life and three days old, as you can see I was a very