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TSSimeon

Mandem, you go carni with your boys and you’ve been enjoying. It’s 1:30pm and you see your Mrs (who didn’t come with you) throwing up and her girl is asking

Breya M. Johnson

TheBlackLayers

Almost every time i tell a young darkskin black girl “you’re so pretty” they look up at me and say “i am?” These girls go years and years without ever

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irenic__

u ever had a friend who was a low key hater the whole time ? you can honestly FEEL that shit Once I realized that I had those types of

Rachael Lonergan

RachaelHasIdeas

Humans, I’ve been aware for some time that some of you add a little butter to your oatmeal/porridge. On a whim, I did that this morning and OMG I HAD

Kristen Arnett

Kristen_Arnett

just remembered the time in elementary school that i wrote a penpal and told them i was training to be a professional hockey player in central florida and i didn’t

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Lin_Manuel

Wife hack/life hack: lotion your feet to CAPACITY then throw the socks on and let ‘em marinateJust saying, I’m walking but I’mg l i d i n g Also just

Katie Hopkins

KTHopkins

My theory. “We are being locked up over Easter so that isolation ends just in time for Ramadan”See two tier policing in the U.K. for details. Place your bets please

Anne Thériault

anne_theriault

Remembering the deeply chaotic time when my very Christian-leaning high school put on a production of Jesus Christ Superstar and Jesus broke up with his girlfriend to date Mary Magdalene

Katy Harvey

katyeharvey

okay literally no one asked for this but I’m drunk for the first time in over a month so here is my list of unpopular literary opinions (thread) Hillbilly elegy

davidhiggerson

davidhiggerson

A lot of people on here today lamenting the fact that the death figure for yesterday isn't the main headline everywhere ..... 1/11 Those making this point seem to come

Elmira Bayrasli

endeavoringE

My next rant will be on this....https://twitter.com/hofrench/status/1266756889238556674 My interest & passion in international relations is very much rooted in my own story, as the daughter of Turkish immigrants to the

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coopercooperco

THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIMEPART 1ROUND 6The 1990shttps://challonge.com/DaCGM Today there are 4 matches in the Bombs Bracket and 4 in the Blockbuster Bracket. First up are the Bombs. If a

Robert O'Neill

RobertONeill31

Gonna wach NXT and AEW so here's a thread for both I guess Apparently I didn't DVR NXT and it's not on Peacock yet so we're off to a great

raspber(ryry)

sskyfin_

official hige dandism music tag;quote each tweet with your answer :) favorite higedan song of all time favorite higedan album favorite higedan lyrics most played higedan song recently favorite live

Dan

cultureoflosing

This is Twitter - where the hot takes are made up and sincerity doesn't matter - but I'm old now, and tired, and if I'm gonna spend my entire day

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thewaterbxtch

Cancer ~ Scorpio szn Get ready for some movements that you've been scared to let happen because your past was too heavy for you to actually move from your