#Straight

I have straight up been lying to myself about what physical features I find most attractive in a man my whole life. Like, if you’d asked me my “type” that
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According to The Intercept's @mehdirhasan, "Russian bots" were a factor in the election of Donald Trump. https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1248308511068610561 According to me, Russiagate bots have already massively helped Trump'
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Some of the Mr B's team have turned to doing 'Spine Poems' in their lunch breaks at home! Some of them are magical, some of them are bleak, most of
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Gave in to my urges and am watching the 2 hour Clexa compilation vid. Clarke really murdered her WHOLE ASS BOYFRIEND and then made out with the sexy Commander who
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Imagine my nigga did a photoshoot nude and posted it on twitter talking about “body positivity”. Ppl start liking and commenting. When I ask him what the fuck he’s doin
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Cycled into the office for first time since lockdown today. Had the opportunity to ride the length of #Railton Road at the heart of @LtnRailton. What a pleasure to go
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cutting myself a mullet while we’re in lockdown: a thread i practiced on my doll’s head cos i’m chaotic but not THAT chaotic the beginning is rough, i’m not gonna
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80,000 people are dead and the National Review is raving about how having a gay pair of ducks on Duck Tales is an unforgivable affront to Donald Duck (a large
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All right. New Moon time. I saw this movie once in theaters. Let’s see what this is like. Ok, I read Romeo and Juliet freshman year. Some of my more
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thread of why jeno is dream’s leader as soon as he saw jisung and later renjun upset he went to comfort them straight away in that vlive where we thought
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because it is 1D's anniversary and because i am in a particularly joyful mood i would like to share a lil story (thread) back in 2013 in the Before Times
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He has paid employees whose job it is to harass anyone who disagrees with him nonstop and post their personal info online. Yesterday they posted pictures of my parents, my
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Happy 15th birthday to #StickIt, which has lived in my head rent free in my mind since the time when I truly thought I was straight https://twitter.com/popsugarfitness/status/1387181043355095049 Do you think
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a thread of seungyoun's words of wisdom and encouraging messages incase you are having a hard time. “take a look around you. Some people looking for happiness but they never
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why b*bygate is disrespectful and publicly voicing that you think it is real is as well- a thread: to start off, i am a larrie. but i do not believe
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Trump's behavior lately has obviously become even more unhinged as he realizes just how bad his situation is & how many people are straight up laughing at him. He's desperately
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