#Shit

KIRITSUGU KINNIE

krimsonkrimson

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO DO GOOGLE MEET SHIT FOR MY CELL BIOLOGY CLASS AND I FORGOT THAT I HAVE SCHNOZ AS MY AVI I'M CRYING BRO I'M SO ASHAMED FUCK

Alexander Gounder 🚾🇮🇳 🥳

gounder

I once got into an argument at a Nakabandi which caused a huge traffic jam during rush, telling them that this was needless for just catching people without helmets and

poly no aware

awoken_squid

When I was 14 year olds, I had fun playing videogames instead of doing whatever the fuck this is. me, age 14, in the middle of the SARS epidemic: watching

luis

badtoluis

hidden vocals & adlibs in thank u, next; a very beautiful thread. imagine needy bloodline bad idea (literally so underrated) ghostin in my head 7 rings thank u, next (my

⋰ 💗 ⤑ 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘦.

ManuellArts

Started watching #AkameGaKill and there are some things I NEED to comment on so feel free to mute this thread ahshsh The pun.... The lady killer pun.. IT LITERALLY KIIIIILLLLEDDDD

mrbarrington

mrbarrington

I have a couple of friends (I’m not gonna put that in quote marks or distance myself here) who in the last couple of years have recommended the Sam Harris

Shit Planning

PlanningShit

The Shit Planning Guide to Design & Access Statements They’ve been called motherhood & apple pie, as much use as a chocolate teapot but having looked through a few recently

riley jean

riles_jiles

Ok I know the beginning of taking stimulants is different than how it levels out so I'm not taking any of this for granted/lasting forever but like... woah. A bit

Liz Lemon, MD

babbymd

Half the difficulty of parenting is just being a human with flaws. I have all the education and training to know how I am *supposed* to handle my kid’s behavior...

chuzzy Patrick

lordchuzzy

Drogba that scored 20+ goals just only for two seasons in his 9yrs stay at Chelsea while auba has matched that feet only with his two years in the premier

slovborg 🦬

slovborg

"y-you're being divisive!"nope, it's you who's being divisive by being offended and trying to on other hand divide us southern euros from MENA etc., claiming our kinship is with you

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atsuvrs

haikyuu characters as your best friend- a very soft thread; kageyama- gives u headpats occasionally- "yo wanna go to the vending machine?"- u guys r childhood friends- waits for u

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d6vilscum

im gonna start a thread of all the shit i hear my coworkers sayinglets start with:“do those meds you take everyday make it so you can dance all day?” “dude

bonk

sleepy_swan

tw// nsfwshit mcr twitter says [a thread], i will update this whenever possible, also plz don't harrass anyone in this thread, this isn't supposed to be used to witch hunt,

TDW_8021 [DJ Z_Meister]

tdw_8021

When I see politics on my timeline: It doesn’t matter who you vote for, all the problems we’re facing now aren’t gonna go away, regardless of who’s running the place.

Carter

heelsbasket

MJ fans love to talk big shit about how MJ he never went to a game 7 in the finals, but when he had the inferior team, he tended to