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Dara Ó Briain
daraobriain
Struggling to find exactly the best way to react to what I’m hearing from the Irish comedy scene this week. So... 25 years ago, (for me) it was supportive and
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Rachel Lees 🦁🐳🥋🗺
rachelees69
US History in under 2 minutes.Medieval Europe uses land to create an aristocrat class. Kings get into debt via endless wars, gifts land to keep 1% class happy. The 1%
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taylor prod. jk⁷
smiIeshobi
why do yall hate jungkook so much because i need a fucking answer - the man breathes and he gets attacked for every little thing. its redudant and its gross.
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rax ‘adriana la cerva's IBD’ king
RaxKingIsDead
i used to work at a dog daycare that you could book to host dog-type events and one lady used the space to have a birthday party for her corgi
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Ian Boudreau
iboudreau
You're not demonstrating any moral sophistication by suggesting that people reach out to downcast Trump voters in friendship. Their politics are explicitly about exacting revenge and making their enemies suffer.
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Pinky, Elvira and the Brain
tonygoldmark
Why do you give a shit if people "tell you what to do?"I mean, if they're wrong, why not just ignore them? And if they're right, why not just accept
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Kaydee Lasher
laydeekasher
Wow I’m thinking of all the times I was seriously taken advantage of/raped and I’m spiraling Like I didn’t realize that a 21 year old getting a 15 year old
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mature gambino
kasperglass
pay attention to what your faves are doing at this time. are they dropping merch and donating a percentage to a charity or are they actually raising money and reaching
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Jimmy Deth
robocarnage
a light googling reveals that only ~120/338 seats are held by someone who won the majority of votes cast in that riding. gee, i wonder why we all feel so
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ur blocked bc u participated in mass harassment
wonhaemoni
this is ugly as shit. you have 13k followers and you're sending them after op for "creating unnecessary drama"... seriously? you know what's creating unnecessary drama? narc accounts like this
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Robyn Pennacchia
RobynElyse
Oh my god, if I see one more thing about the beautiful friendship between RBG and Scalia, mourning how we may never see such friendships between liberals and conservatives ever
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nanonwife
idk if i should leave twitter or nah... i feel like i can't really express myself or just see things from a third person pov here without worrying about people
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J Balvin Hate Account
bigpapiiyogii
let me tell ya a little story about the worst case of dirty macking i’ve ever witnessed so one of my mans back in the day (don’t bangs with him
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miles klee 🌲
MilesKlee
Had to send this email today, and it occurred to me that it's something a lot of people need to hear. After I told @alanalevinson about this exchange, I found
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colette arrand
colettearrand
Really shocked that finding a private island and ferrying the necessary equipment and personnel to put on a pay per view on it didn’t pan out for Dana White. What
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D Rose
DamnDRoseTweets
Here’s a story about the time I shit myself in a patient’s room and I’m not making this up (Part 1)So.this was when I was a medication tech. I’d just
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