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PsycheNoLove
When you warm up chocolate milk in the microwave for 30 seconds and drink it all in one sip that shit hit. But if you don’t stir the chocolate milk
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bitch cant even swim
veronyaca
does anyone else lock their toddlers in their bedroom bc its annoying af whenever they leave like when you give them food theyll walk half way across the house and
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Heavenly 👑
HeavenlyControl
Y’all ever watching a popular anime that everyone recommended and you’re like “damn, this shit trash” Getting ready to give an honest opinion and get called a hater be like:
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IDGAF🤷🏿♂️
TheMcFaddenShow
TL sleep? Like this Tweet and I’ll tweet some wild shit about you Your homegirl head game go stupiddddd You look like you can’t take dick I know that
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Professional Levi and Zhongli Simp
GodTomura
Honestly... for me... Jaehee has the best route... like sure everyone still has their trauma but in my brain mc becomes an actual therapist and the boys come to mc
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moses moon: $thotscholar 🍒🚲 🏳️🌈
thotscholar
It depends on who the "we" is. Because a lot of you mfers ARE biphobic and that's a fact. In fact this whole tweet sounds like some shit someone from
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Buffy Summers
NotGeauxGabby
People have written sociological papers since the 60s about the pedophilic overtones of society and how women are expected to look and act. And how it has made the beauty
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The Gr8 Ape 🙂
Eldrick_Cav14
Our people get tear gassed for protesting cops murdering George Floyd but white people with rifles pushing cops around got talked to and treated like human beings, for protesting a
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Nat Torkington
gnat
I know it's stupid, I know it's provincial, I know it's a charger fault, but I do take small measure of pride in the fact that @neilhimself and @amandapalmer looked
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mol ミ☆
NlCOLEKlDMANS
just woke up and realised i have to live through ANOTHER day of this shit rise and shine for ANOTHER day of lockdown good morning guys. ready for another
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gabe
gabehassn
gunna really hopped on live did a whippet and dipped... hey PSA don’t be stupid don’t do whippets. bruh gunna back at it again this shit fr needs to stop
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lin
winhyunakgae
NO KENGKLA IN THARNTYPE SEASON 2 YEEEEEES THEY DID IT FOR ME no wait hold on hes still on lbc2 FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK YOU KENGKLA i love mark
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Dani 📌 NSD (like &rt pls)
sleepybaekk
the dumb shit my best friend says. a thread: i will be adding to this thread as she continues to say dumb stuff but for now here’s one: eating ass:
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Hector Navarro
Hectorisfunny
This guy’s accusing me of being part of the reason Joss Whedon has power in Hollywood.If I ask him to delete this tweet, I’ll come off like an asshole. He’ll
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shar (✿˵•́ ‸ •̀˵)
parademonss
some ppl rly go into r/s being overly dependent on their s/o to get their shit tgt and b ‘fixed’ like...... noah fence but lov urself first. i stg i’d
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paul
pfb98dec19
white people are so fucking DUMB when it comes to race and racism and will still sit here and condescend to you about basic concepts like you haven’t been forced
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