#Shit

doc

docsquiddy

Look I'm gonna give it to you straight: every time you think you're wryly telling yourself "I can't do this" and "I'm no good" your brain actually takes it to

Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

kristinnoeline

As it would turn out, being friends with @jowrotethis has resulted in me live-tweeting along to iconic films I’ve never-before-seen. (“HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ______,” you ask incredulously, to

🌙 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧 ✨

danayshiamua

Men trying to explain Vaginas is the funniest shit. Vaginas are one of the most complexed parts of a woman’s body. A couple experiences with women will not make you

rev! ☆

vividnanjo

i’m bored and i always keep pushing it off so i’m giving in !!u149 livetweet thread below uvu :0000 mood aaaa i’d die for them haru? haru ooh this art’s

frances ⁷

diorsvu

[] fic recs — will be updated once in a while— just expect a wide variety of ships lmao— dont reply the songbird and the sea- yoonmin and side taekook

Tiffany Stevenson

tiffstevenson

Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a

babydoll

beIlababe2

i love when dudes from high school hit me up like "i don't know why we didn't talk when we were younger" umm because y'all made fun me? a thread...

ًrohma

hyejeno

yutazens (p)— probably use the word senpai in 2020— "healing smile"— "dIsResPeCtfUl yUta" okay. shut up.— wanted to be that one minion in the parking lot— either soft babies or

Thai(BL)Tea (professional clout chaser)

thaibltea

I already know most of you aren't ready to here what I'm about to say, and that's a YOU problem I just... its endless this week, and this is the

Darryl E. Clarke

smartssa

They say it's always easier to find a job when you have a job... (random tweets about employment coming up) I'm 42, and including high school & collage jobs

Theodor | Thank you Miura

Tharizdun03

Completed Umineko Episode 5 and it was absolutely fantastic. Battler, Natsuhi and Erika were really great, we get to learn more about how the meta world works which helps us

Metamaniac (Table)

Metamensa

I try to stay clear of VRC drama, but I *have* to comment on this because I actually have a large perspective on this whole situation, and I can't stand

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jiminphiliacx

Debunking Rainbow Lies:Ep 3 Half way into this video I almost forgot this was a tkklies video. There were no rainbow fonts spilling lies, no red circles, no exaggerations, it

Tom Coyle

tom_coyle7

I don’t tweet much, but seeing #PassTheBaton has me feeling sentimental about Penn Relays. In this thread, I’ll try convey how special this meet was to me and people all

𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛

KLobstar

Management moved Matt to being an usher, where he used a backpack vacuum on the movie screen, ripping a hole in it. The theatre did not have backpack vacuums, he

Dai ✎ HELLO I AM BACK HOW ARE U GUYS

dai_naning

SakuAtsu AU where Sakusa is signed up in a random travel-buddy program with Miya Atsumu in an all-around the world trip by Nishinoya Travel Agency. Sakusa is signed up by