#Shit

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wtfdumb0

thread of my 1 minute crack edits 1 minute of sarah paulson + cate blanchett crackhead energy 1 minute of kristen bell + dax shepherd yelling at eachother 1

ba test kitchen joey 🥧 | comms open!!📌 (nsfr)

wlwjaskier

not about angels livetweet thread JOEY DEAR GOD HELP HIM HE HAS TUBERCULOSIS HES D3AD!!! if theyre meant to be waterproof and theyre wet that means youve been scammed

Santiago

svpino

Hey! Let’s get you a better salary right away! Who doesn’t want a raise?I’ve done this over and over again. I’ve sat at both sides of the table when talking

Lindsey Simmons

LynzforCongress

So let's just take this shit head on--the idea that Democrats are taking away freedoms and want a socialist country.freedom means giving people a choice--like when Missouri voters chose to

adenine

banditosleepers

so how about that blurryface like? I know some are convinced clancy is dead bc the blurryface account likes true things to guide us.I’m going to argue that this IS

cole

historiancole

documentary narrator: eventually, these pagan tribes converted to christianityme, from the couch: BOOOOOOOOOOO documentary narrator: the vikings left with precious bootyme, from the couch: AYYYYYYY YEAH THEY DID, BUD narrator:

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sugarcubeshiro

[cw dysphoria, afab language etc]***gonna make a lengthy thread that’s long overdue abt my thoughts on representation of + content including trans men in fandom. hopefully ppl won’t just ignore

trashy fruity meg

anpanmeg

i would like to talk about my various erasermic proposal ideas (1/??) 1. mic exploring his “i wanna be with shouta forever” feelings thru private songwriting, literally filling notebooks with

Nori @ Rea (OC) Brainworms

NetherNor_i

aphobia tw //>thinks abt aphobia>screams internallyespecially since so much bullshit ive seen doesnt exclude them due to Lack of/Different bigotry experienced vs allolgbt but by Explicitly Calling Them Inhuman/Broken/Etc due

Jenny and the Bets

colourmesad

If Twitter was my highschool, a thread. The super cool, but low key popular girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She’s nice to everyone but it’s hard to

wittyy after dark 🔞

willyyname

Keith’s extremely anxious for his first time bottomingHe has some control issues. He’s got some walls up. He doesn’t like being vulnerable, alright? He likes to lead. Likes to be

KChesterLLC

KChesterLLC

People need to realize that just because a person has a MD or Dr. in front of their name does NOT make them smart... #china #covidindia #Covid_19 they fucked this

Arthur Chu

arthur_affect

I dunno - I don't think things have to be a 1:1 allegory to work artisticallyWanda's shtick FEELS very resonant to me even if the moral links are all hazy

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kittietaetae

— tw // bp!tæ , feminization , incest , dubcon jķ & tæ are cousins, it's a tradition to have a family reunion, they will see each other again, well

elle☽༉‧₊

chewingalpaca

BTS playing in the bouncy castle: a thread look at joonie enjoying himself jinnie looks like a hamster who's playing happily inside his castle a whole baby boy

Mr. Wednesday

MrWednesday11

@RepDanCrenshaw ok let’s unpack your snazzy video.https://twitter.com/hind_site2020/status/1252896027461459970 Even before January 15th the intelligence community was warning that a pandemic was the greatest threats to the US. Trump intelligence adve