#Shit

David Levin

davidlevin123

People being funny and brilliant on Twitter has never been so essential. As a tribute to some of the best I’ve seen, here’s an A to Z of #lockdownlols… A

Katie Kamelamela, PhD

kteabam

In March I was sick, I posted here that my COVID-19 test was negative.Now that tome has passed and I see how other are being impacted I am pretty sure

mylea / alice ☀️ tbs 2/18

eprisdetoii

tbs livetweet thread lets fcucking goooooo physically muttered “this is for you hy” when caleb mentioned adam wow calebs my favourite character already????? what a surprise me vs adoring

Frank Barrett

FrankBarrett119

Ok @iHateShaun asked for it on his postgame tonight so gonna steal a page out of @benjy43's playbook. Here are CP3's p&r possessions in the 2nd & 3rd quarter, aka

Frederick Chilton’s 2020 Revival Tour

sleepwellbeasts

im in a massive ikea line so thread of my greatest hannibal hits for the hannibal new wave not measured by numbers or anything just by how Nifty

𝑀𝐼𝑀𝐼 𖤐:*. ੈ♡‧₊˚

anonswh0re

this is america: highly opinionated annoying rant abt the u.s. kinda rush The U.S is recognized for being the Land of the Free. Many people willingly throw away their past

🐚Shell Bells🐚

Shelleighann

Okay hoes I've just started watch One Tree Hill. Let's see how I feel about these white people and their dramas. These privileged ass hoes really stole a whole school

indie⁷

jkcIit

rating most of the nicknames i’ve given my cat meow meow — VERISTILE!!! idk if i used that word correctly but meow meow is her birth name so it

❉horny for sources❅Lesbian Exclusionist❂

hornyforsources

Why pansexuality is biphobic w/ sources - a thread (sorry if someone has done this before, I just don’t wanna type the same shit whenever I’m arguing with someone so

certified melone simp ♡ 🍇🍊

aemetrine

Yeah hi I’m back again to talk about this thread because HOLY FUCK I GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY 1. Already starting off on a bad note. “Sexualizing minors is

Rob of X

RobertSecundus

#XSpoilers the weirdest thing about FALLEN ANGELS is that it's X-FORCE 2: MORE X-FORCE. This was the title we knew the least about, & we speculated SO MUCH about it.

✨EmpathyBiebs✨| Sarah⁷

BiebsEmpathy

Justin Bieber’s homes for the past years of his music career, let’s do this shit! This house is very popular currently i can guess, Bieber lived in this house five

Aris

ChismisNiAris

How I Met Your Mother S09E17, "Sunrise"–a thread. THIS IS THE SHIT MAN. I have probably watched this episode more than 10 times already but it just NEVER gets old.

🟢dev DECKER ™️ 🌹✊🏽

dev_decker

For me, it was the “blackout”That shit STILL boils my blood Even though he performed better than Warren, Sanders was completely missing from the CNN graphicFox coverage of the same

frau cuisance 🌟

cuisances

some lyrics & audios i say 20 times a day,a thread shawty a lil baddie, she my lil boo thaaanngand shawty got the fatty i was lookin atchuuu and u

Veronica @ Lockdown

veronicalunalu

I’ve seen like, 10 posts TODAY about people agonizing over not knowing how the fuck bra sizing works and I’m just here to say that is so valid because fuck