#Shit

Ntumekelelo Kondile

ntumz1

Hee, I remeber I was studying honors full time & working in retail full time (Cotton On).I would push long hour shifts 07:00-17:00 then rush for my evening class 18:00-19:00

Amber Naslund

AmberCadabra

You guys ready for a fun thread on yet another clownshow job description for a VP Marketing role?This is for a "fast-growing, disruptive startup". Brace yourselves. You're tasked to lead

shài @ diseased

keptdown

tag urself as @nagitokomaeba fakeass system listed exclusively by each "alters" kins n whether theyr ok w doubles or not No Pronouns No Ages No Anything Only Kins. i love

Bach Street Girl

bachstreetgirl

My first impressions of Clare’s men, pt1. #thebachelorette Believes he can cure your cancer with magnets #thebachelorette Nick Viall’s baby brother in disguise #thebachelorette Started a cooking

AltNSA

AltNatSecAgency

Hey @TwitterSafety @TwitterSupport @yoyoel @delbius are you guys ok with someone threatening to release someone's home address unless they delete their account? This person has already posted the person they're

Jordan

Jezebelllllllll

I’m ready to tell my story of my past with my abusive ex and everything I’ve experienced with our family and criminal court system. Yannick-Noah Davis is my abusive ex.

Rae Rays

Cydersyrup

What if I write...AU where Jeno's a stand-up comedian whose entire career centers around the fact that he has 4 dads, 0 siblings, and too many cousins and uncles."Do you

ahmed.

ahmierda

Saudi Arabia as Argentina, both hated from everyone in their region, they are racist and have given refuge to people who have committed war crimes. Both despicable governments with backward

Malik.

malxkwest

man said I fooled the whole tl with a fake postcode and you man believed it this whole app ain’t got shit on man you lot think I care about

ᴥ 四宮

ForAvarosa

I hate when our thoughts combineCause it becomes this and I just ???? We have reached the "FUCK GO BACK" stage of our conversation Welcome to my Eugene thread. He

asma ( escapism is a glory )

newamsterdame

hey naomi novik, at what point in your writing process did you decide that making dreadlocks magically insect-monster infested was in any way acceptable and NOT a continuation of racist

Shitposting When I Have Serotonin

ShadowDarkLeon

@uselessimpulses Alright here we goSome actual shit I heard from the hospital N=NurseD=DoctorM=Me N: "Do you think that if someone dies in the hospital, their spirit stays in here?"D: "Honey

Santiago Mayer

santiagomayer_

Okay, let's get this started.I'm live tweeting my thoughts and some analysis as I read Bolton's "The Room Where It Happened". I'm using a PDF version that I got for

Riya

riyaformj

#MichaelJackson Vs #DirtyDiana A thread. Lets start with the beginning. The way he shrugs his shoulders here, he totally won round one. I never thought shrugging shoulders could be this

⁷ ❂Johnny Come Home 🍃¹²⁷

YoItsJesus3

Me watching #AliveOnNetflix A Thread lmaooo: This nigga the dumbest person i ever met i’m like less than halfway through and i hate him with a burning passion already The

farxiyo.

hausofriya

Hello world. After sharing random animals facts with my abo (dad), I realized I know so much weird shit so here is a thread of things I find amazing about